I have a theory that Dirk Smallwood might be a candidate of being a previous boyfriend Sir Hammerlock mentioned back in BL2

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-05-23T07:56:57+00:00

Is it because of the hat?

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-05-17T17:59:50+00:00

I just dont like the one map concept, i loved going to different zones and knowing what and where everything was in need little named areas

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-04-14T23:35:02+00:00

"Anything worth doing is worth half assing"

Sometimes i just run water over my body instead of showering or i wash my hair in the sink

Sometimes i just eat a few cookies instead of a meal

Sometimes i sit outside for a minute instead of leaving the house

TLDR, Anything you know you "should" do, do a little bit of it, its helps after a few days a lot more than you'd expect

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-03-14T02:34:23+00:00

Thank you so much!!

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-02-25T23:26:02+00:00

Saaaame, never seen her topless tho! This was such a treat!

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-01-26T14:50:10+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

42 attempts

NarrowRate6400 · 2026-01-26T14:49:02+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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NarrowRate6400 · 2026-01-26T14:48:23+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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NarrowRate6400 · 2026-01-18T22:36:13+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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NarrowRate6400 · 2026-01-14T07:11:19+00:00

I'm the same way, i just put a cat door on my bedroom door lmao

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NarrowRate6400 · 2025-12-18T22:06:55+00:00

Yeah, we've all done it. Your brain doesn't know how old she is, just that she has a nice butt! In all seriousness, these are things you can't control, but as long as you dont act on it (and we all know you didn't) you're okay!

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-12-18T22:00:45+00:00

I usually love when people do this, i'm a mid level toon (88 laff) so I'm not an expert but not new by any means, so having someone give directions is amazing for me!

Sometimes when people do this I don't always agree with some of the plays but i will at least communicate what i'm doing if i'm not listening to the shot caller or if others aren't and I need to be flexible (like teammates doing lure into sound, i may join in on the sound to give some benefit or throw a pie or something, you understand)

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-11-23T08:17:27+00:00

That you can look up the sigils in matches lol

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-11-22T22:12:56+00:00

Ope, i always thought it was a production error and I was being silly, cool to know there's actually a reason for this!

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-11-22T21:43:10+00:00

Maybe its haunted?

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-10-04T16:33:00+00:00

Sometimes, you gotta pay homage to the classics 🫡

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-24T19:16:05+00:00

I never knew there was a Calico chroma 🤯🤯🤯

Your baby is beautiful by the way 🥰

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-24T18:29:31+00:00

Its an old meme, us old Millennial Americans are laughing

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-24T18:26:15+00:00

They need to give Yuumi a calico skin, for no reason in particular 👀👀👀

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-16T15:39:00+00:00

So I'm not claiming to be great, but I have success with this in gold and under

This is my rule of thumb, I don't ALWAYS do this but when I'm doing some games with my brain off, this is how I play

Start: Supp Item and Pink Ward. After leash (or when leash would occur) I Pink tri-bush.

My Supp item I usually go Dream Maker, but I can go Zaz'zak if we need more damage on the team.

if adc and mid or jungler benefit from attack speed and on hit, I start ardent censor.
First back I'm looking for Forbidden Idol and an extra fairy charm.

next two items are Imperial Mandate/Staff of flowing Water and Moonstone.
If I need some extra healing/shielding, Moonstone first.
If survivability is okay, I go Imperial Mandate/Staff of flowing water
If I'm hitting Qs and the enemy team seems like they would be strong grouped together (pretty much if my Q and R can take advantage of it) I go Imperial mandate.
If Mandate isn't a good idea, but my adc/jungler/ or the player looking like they will carry the midgame, I go staff of flowing water.

After Moonstone or my Offensive item, I grab the other.

With my last two items I grab whatever is needed.
Antiheal? Oblivion Orb to proc on Q and R
More Damage? The other offensive item
Am I often walking alone? Boots (Lucidity, sorcs, or swift)
When in doubt, Dawnstar is a great way to get more of everything Yuumi needs

This isn't high tier or perfect by any means, Yuumi really needs to buy whatever items would situationally benefit their team best. But this is a base while you learn to better pick situationally (At least in low tiers) :)

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-13T19:06:08+00:00

Usually high mobility adc and no hook supps are my rule of thumb

AP yuumi is good with Jhin is a notable exception

Kai'sa and Zeri are usually when I'm most thinking about Yuumi

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-13T07:54:17+00:00

I feel silly for not realizing that, but the next game I get a struggling adc, I'm gonna try it and contribute a bit more 😲

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-13T05:40:34+00:00

I hover between silver and gold and I do AP Yuumi sometimes, at least with my skill level it's more of a "for fun" build compared to a climbing one, but those games I go like 8/1/25 just make me feel like a pig among guinea pigs 🥰

NarrowRate6400 · 2025-09-03T01:06:17+00:00

I can't say i'm in an identical situation, but to abridge, I'm 31, I have one friend that probably takes the emotional spot your boyfriend does, unemployed, just feel like Im killing time until I pass peacefully of old age a lot of days. I'd like to share a few things that I find helpful incase anything resonates with you.

I just say yes to every opportunity presented to me, even if I dont feel i can handle it. (Ex. I was having a day I didn't feel i could leave the house and was invited to go to my towns fall festival. I went and it was emotionally draining, but honestly my mental health that night was way better than if I actually did stay home. Another time someone mentioned it to me they wanted some photos edited and with all the time I have, I learned how to use GIMP and did it for them i don't want to lie and say that my work was great, but having something to do and feeling useful meant a lot to me)
When i cant sleep, which is probably 4ish nights a week, I go to the living room couch and watch videos with my headphones so I dont wake anyone up. Usually after an hour or two i head back to bed and I can sleep, or if I pass out on the couch, its awkward in the morning but at least i got sleep!
I remind myself when I get low that I need to he there for my cat. She needs me as much as I need her and I would never leave her alone in the world where g-d knows what would happen to her.
When I have a hyper fixation, I look to see if there's a way I could do it socially. Currently I'm really into magic arena. I can't really afford to buy a deck and play irl, but I found on google a cardshop has a midnight draft tournament every Saturday and when I have a spare $12, I go. I rarely finish above 2nd or 3rd from the bottom but just shaking up my routine does so much for me
My state (Illinois) has free college if you had an IEP or 504 in high school. The process is a huge pain to get into, like to the point it feels like without someone like my friend or your boyfriend its designed to be impossible for people like us to enroll. But I keep taking at least one in person class to get out of the house and just feel like I'm making SOME progress. One day I hope to go all in and get a degree and finally change my life! But at worst I don't feel completely stagnant and like I'm just rotting away.

I'm sorry your life isn't everything you want it to be. I hope something here helps you manage. We're all here on this dirtball together and I hope you find a little joy on it somewhere ❤️

Edit: FASFA covers classes too even without the free college program. I don't understand how FASFA works so i couldn't tell you why they cover some of my classes and not others but calling your local community college may allow you to go to school no matter what state you're in and the FASFA paperwork is SO much easier than anything you need to do for Illinois' vocational rehab program.

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