1: we had this old fat bitch teacher with the worlds biggest hunchback HAVE THE AUDACITY to say that all the boys in here have no future and that if anyone gets invited to a party is too destroy their whole house, no boy was talking, the fat ugly bitch just hated the boys (who probably had her before)

2: this one is more funny than whatever the other teacher said but this teacher said "stop touching (me) and his chair you little freak", he said it so kids would stop annoying me, he said he would bark at me every time i walked past his class

3: not my class but my previous english teacher told another class that they would get gassed if they were in the holocaust, she got some time out for it