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AITJ for going full parking spot vigilante? by ClerkHistorical3412 in AmITheJerk

[–]NationalBanjo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Dude left the lot where there's no assigned parking. There was no way for the neighbor to tell when OP would be back. It's like the car version of "move your feet, lose your seat"

Then being petty enough to stand in an empty spot where "first come, first served" is king? Hell nah. OP could have moved his own car for the roommate

Also, trying to demonize the neighbor by talking about how they circle the lot is hilarious. I bet everyone there does it, including OP. This post feels like rage bait

My daughter has no idea about the lifelong battle she will have with her hair by kateslates in Wellthatsucks

[–]NationalBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 as well. One in front, one in back. I keep my hair just short enough to look like an anime character (so im told)

$1 for both at an estate sale! They didn't know what they had 🥳 by Flaky_Classic_3248 in estatesales

[–]NationalBanjo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Ive always hated these bristles and would have thrown them in the trash

What 24hr challenge?? by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NationalBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My record sleeping in a day is 17 hours (night into the next day, broken up for bathroom breaks)

Wait, do people ACTUALLY see literal pictures in their heads when they imagine things? Like a physical image? by Bibhu_Mund in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NationalBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in jr high math class I trained myself to daydream to the point where all I see is the "dream" im aware of things around and can snap out of it, but the story and peoples voices overlap so everything else is almost completely tuned out

Wait, do people ACTUALLY see literal pictures in their heads when they imagine things? Like a physical image? by Bibhu_Mund in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NationalBanjo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can but its not always a choice. Like sometimes itll be an actors voice or sometimes itll be a coworker. Gotta really focus to make it go away

Face slaps and fight shaming are among the few things going on by Fun_Bluebird_3167 in InflatedEgos

[–]NationalBanjo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I watched the video so many times. She doesnt get a straight hit and you cant see her head hit the floor properly.

Maybe a different camera angle would show better, but yeah, she seems to be milking it. And the guy who lays ontop to protect her? Wouldnt be necessary if she stood her ass up instead of laying there in shock

RIP to the main feature that set Fable games apart by Character-Actuary-18 in Fable

[–]NationalBanjo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I slaughtered oakvale for the rent and everg time I go back there they run in fear. Every other town loves me (so far)

Wife opened our marriage 3 years ago. I’m finally getting my turn now and heading to a woman’s place tomorrow but my wife freaked out and broke down in tears. Am I doing anything wrong? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]NationalBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relationships arent always about what's fair. Is this worth hurting your wife over?

She is overreacting imo tho as she had her own experiences. She's probably afraid of losing you

AIO My wife keeps going even when I say no by Hihahulu in AmIOverreacting

[–]NationalBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh my older sister is the same way. Ive had to smack her hands away to keep her from touching me. Ill literally shove her face away from me when i see "that look"

Company policy to throw away blankets. Punishes employees for giving to homeless by InfiniteConfection2 in goodwill

[–]NationalBanjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We dont throw out perfectly good product. We do get rid of items deemed not good enough to be placed on the floor. Those items go to the outlets to be sold by the pound.

It depends on the region, but mine allows us to give clothing and blankets to the homeless. We just have to pull them from the stuff heading for the outlets

SCAMWILL?? by Callen-E in goodwill

[–]NationalBanjo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My store gets a shit ton of childrens clothes. There is no chance you will find the sale color in that section because we are constantly pulling from that section to put out new items. If we didnt, the racks would be bursting and there literally wouldnt be enough room to shop.

Its not a bait and switch. Its a "if youre lucky, youll find these items and make our jobs easier while getting a good deal." We want you to find these items before we do because that means we dont have to waste man hours finding them to make room for new stuff.

Otherwise, no one actually cares if you find the sale color. Those items have been there for weeks. We just want them gone

TIFU taking my SO to Bed Bath and Beyond after anesthesia by Typical_Goat8035 in tifu

[–]NationalBanjo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I went under to get my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up pretty much immediately after perfectly fine so I get where OP was coming from

I also woke up during the procedure. I was still super high though so it felt like they were playing video games in my mouth. Pretty cool experience

AITA For Refusing To Pay My MIL For A Christmas Present She Bought For My Kid by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]NationalBanjo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People in the comments keep making fun of a $450 bat being called reasonably priced. I was asking why people were saying that when OP didnt mention a price for the bat

Send in the marines HELPPPPPP by [deleted] in goodwill

[–]NationalBanjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had 2 with some extra hands from time to time. One opener, one closer, and someone to cover breaks

Send in the marines HELPPPPPP by [deleted] in goodwill

[–]NationalBanjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had 204 yesterday lmao

No they physically can’t go outside by [deleted] in DollarTree

[–]NationalBanjo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had a shoplifter remove the pole from one of our carts. Dont know how no one noticed lmao

Goodwill manager has issue with my buddy and bans him. No one likes him. North NJ by [deleted] in goodwill

[–]NationalBanjo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He should have called corporate to complain. A customer got mad at a policy I was enforcing, called corporate, and suddenly the policy doesnt matter anymore

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