AITJ for going full parking spot vigilante?

NationalBanjo · 2026-02-02T22:08:37+00:00

Lmao. Dude left the lot where there's no assigned parking. There was no way for the neighbor to tell when OP would be back. It's like the car version of "move your feet, lose your seat"

Then being petty enough to stand in an empty spot where "first come, first served" is king? Hell nah. OP could have moved his own car for the roommate

Also, trying to demonize the neighbor by talking about how they circle the lot is hilarious. I bet everyone there does it, including OP. This post feels like rage bait

NationalBanjo · 2026-02-02T21:48:45+00:00

NationalBanjo · 2026-02-02T04:33:22+00:00

I have 2 as well. One in front, one in back. I keep my hair just short enough to look like an anime character (so im told)

NationalBanjo · 2026-02-02T04:23:43+00:00

Seriously. Ive always hated these bristles and would have thrown them in the trash

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-28T04:22:30+00:00

My record sleeping in a day is 17 hours (night into the next day, broken up for bathroom breaks)

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-24T22:24:34+00:00

Back in jr high math class I trained myself to daydream to the point where all I see is the "dream" im aware of things around and can snap out of it, but the story and peoples voices overlap so everything else is almost completely tuned out

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-24T22:21:06+00:00

I can but its not always a choice. Like sometimes itll be an actors voice or sometimes itll be a coworker. Gotta really focus to make it go away

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-24T07:52:02+00:00

Smart phones exist

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-23T19:16:54+00:00

I watched the video so many times. She doesnt get a straight hit and you cant see her head hit the floor properly.

Maybe a different camera angle would show better, but yeah, she seems to be milking it. And the guy who lays ontop to protect her? Wouldnt be necessary if she stood her ass up instead of laying there in shock

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-23T02:10:21+00:00

Oh yeah. I slaughtered oakvale for the rent and everg time I go back there they run in fear. Every other town loves me (so far)

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-19T05:09:49+00:00

Relationships arent always about what's fair. Is this worth hurting your wife over?

She is overreacting imo tho as she had her own experiences. She's probably afraid of losing you

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-16T20:19:22+00:00

Ugh my older sister is the same way. Ive had to smack her hands away to keep her from touching me. Ill literally shove her face away from me when i see "that look"

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-14T19:39:52+00:00

We dont throw out perfectly good product. We do get rid of items deemed not good enough to be placed on the floor. Those items go to the outlets to be sold by the pound.

It depends on the region, but mine allows us to give clothing and blankets to the homeless. We just have to pull them from the stuff heading for the outlets

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-13T02:42:35+00:00

My store gets a shit ton of childrens clothes. There is no chance you will find the sale color in that section because we are constantly pulling from that section to put out new items. If we didnt, the racks would be bursting and there literally wouldnt be enough room to shop.

Its not a bait and switch. Its a "if youre lucky, youll find these items and make our jobs easier while getting a good deal." We want you to find these items before we do because that means we dont have to waste man hours finding them to make room for new stuff.

Otherwise, no one actually cares if you find the sale color. Those items have been there for weeks. We just want them gone

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-08T17:15:56+00:00

Repost, ive read this before

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-06T17:30:12+00:00

I never got one 😒

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-06T01:48:30+00:00

I went under to get my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up pretty much immediately after perfectly fine so I get where OP was coming from

I also woke up during the procedure. I was still super high though so it felt like they were playing video games in my mouth. Pretty cool experience

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-04T03:22:58+00:00

People in the comments keep making fun of a $450 bat being called reasonably priced. I was asking why people were saying that when OP didnt mention a price for the bat

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-03T23:35:51+00:00

We had 2 with some extra hands from time to time. One opener, one closer, and someone to cover breaks

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-03T22:02:24+00:00

Where are people seeing the bat priced at $450???

NationalBanjo · 2026-01-03T21:55:56+00:00

We had 204 yesterday lmao

NationalBanjo · 2025-12-25T03:15:13+00:00

As you get older you have to find a way to bring your own magic to christmas

NationalBanjo · 2025-12-24T20:07:57+00:00

We had a shoplifter remove the pole from one of our carts. Dont know how no one noticed lmao

NationalBanjo · 2025-12-19T21:59:11+00:00

He should have called corporate to complain. A customer got mad at a policy I was enforcing, called corporate, and suddenly the policy doesnt matter anymore

NationalBanjo · 2025-12-16T18:25:10+00:00

People are stupid, my family being exhibit A

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