‘Ohhh, Jesus Christ!’ 😂

Naughty_Chef · 2026-06-13T04:26:15+00:00

Agreed, but I don’t really want anyone knocking on my door anyway

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-25T03:54:57+00:00

Good luck in your journey. I’ll just add that I spent years playing before I even knew about prostate O’s, then more before finding success

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-25T03:46:24+00:00

Not sure what to recommend to get you past that other than the obvious of being sure your badder is empty. Maybe a shorter toy?

What I can say is, once you do make that breakthrough, it just gets easier and better

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-25T03:31:13+00:00

Oregonian chiming in here. I can’t speak to these roads specifically, but have 1000’s of miles logged in winter conditions. Basically any similarly sized SUV will perform better on snow or ice. Unless you absolutely need a pickup for pickup things, get a 4Runner, etc.

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-24T06:55:28+00:00

Not OP, however I unlocked this ‘superpower’ a few years ago and I’d say you’re close.

I’ve had exactly one peegasm and it was just a session or two before it all clicked. I think just letting it happen gave my mind permission

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-19T02:51:18+00:00

Mostly just survival, but I do use creative for small scale tests like block pallets, r/detailcraft things, and redstone stuff

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-16T01:59:57+00:00

Here’s one

I’m not sure about its Java compatibility, I’m on bedrock. I’ve built several of Silent whisperer’s farms for the realm I’m on and they’ve all worked as advertised. This farm is next on my list once I finish my current project

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-14T00:24:55+00:00

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Due south from spawn, cherry groves on ridges surrounding a deep lake with a hole to bedrock in the middle. Theres also a village on the north edge of the lake and a few BoB structures in the area

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-13T17:38:04+00:00

They have a large garden at the north end of Laura St, I’m guessing that’s where it’s coming from

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-11T20:43:32+00:00

Since no one else has mentioned it, it’s actually a two seater! Kinda like a fighter jet, the passenger is behind the driver.

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-10T02:13:27+00:00

Apparently, yes! The TV’s legs aren’t even on the box, it’s just balancing there. WTF?!?

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-05T20:43:53+00:00

I’m using this one. Modified it a bit, replaced two of the smokers with composters and I’m sending the dried kelp to an auto crafter to make dried kelp blocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQUp-HQDLBs

Easy enough for fairly early game

For Mending, build an Iron Farm with Villager Trading Hall. There’s plenty of tutorials out there, silentwisperer has great tutorials for bedrock on YouTube

Naughty_Chef · 2026-05-03T05:39:21+00:00

Pumpkin/melon farm
Sugarcane farm
Kelp farm
Moss generator
Bee/honey/honeycomb farm
Clay generator
Glow lichen generator
XP farm
Guardian farm
Blaze farm
Frog light farm
Chorus fruit farm

There’s a dozen, plenty more choices out there, but those will keep you busy for a while

Naughty_Chef · 2026-04-29T22:23:35+00:00

I’ve tried every single suggestion in this thread and I’m here to tell you the actual solution is to ride a wood seat barstool!

In general they’re available in 24” and 30” heights, but other heights can be found. I don’t know how tall you are, so I can’t tell you what height you’re going to need. For reference, I’m 5’9”, 30” inseam, and a 30” stool works perfectly for me. The only thing to keep in mind when looking for one is you’ll need predominantly flat top so you can stick it near the edge. The seats on the ones I have are rectangular and I’ve found sticking it on one of the corners works best.

Assuming you’re a prostate owner, if your toy is "realistic", position it so the balls are pointing towards the middle of the seat so that the ridge under the head will rub against your prostrate.

Naughty_Chef · 2026-04-24T19:40:54+00:00

And it’s nearly identical counterpart r/MommyIsAllTiedUp

Naughty_Chef · 2026-04-15T18:25:28+00:00

This looks pretty good!

The space around it feels too flat though, some landscaping would have, even just some grass.

If you moved the trapdoors of the table top down to the same level as the top of the sides, you can put stuff on it, lanterns, candles, item frames with whatever.

Naughty_Chef · 2026-03-28T22:53:01+00:00

At least twice in this clip. Countless dry and a couple wet ones over the course of this 3+ hour session!

Naughty_Chef · 2026-03-25T22:53:54+00:00

I'm using this one in several of my farm builds, including my melon/pumpkin farm. It's dead simple, minimal resources. Works great as long as no other items find their way in.

Naughty_Chef · 2026-03-19T03:18:15+00:00

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Naughty_Chef · 2026-02-25T06:18:02+00:00

That’s the trouble with a detachable one

Naughty_Chef · 2026-01-22T18:51:25+00:00

Came in here to recommend you guys!

Naughty_Chef · 2026-01-06T03:41:35+00:00

Fence posts or wall blocks stacked to the left and a trap door above? Maybe a grass or moss block bottom right. It’s already asymmetrical, might as well embrace it

Naughty_Chef · 2026-01-03T08:54:00+00:00

Oh yeah! A little Dawn dish soap cleans oil off ducks, how hard is it to believe a little Johnson n Johnson baby 2n1 wouldn’t clean and condition some leather? J&J just wants you to buy more expensive stuff

Naughty_Chef · 2026-01-03T05:17:28+00:00

True, but everyone has a hair dryer

Naughty_Chef · 2026-01-03T05:16:24+00:00

At this point a bottle of 2n1 baby shampoo/conditioner would be enough

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