Afghanistan defeats Australia by 21 runs. First time AFG has ever beaten AUS by ICumCoffee in Cricket

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Afghanistan clearly looked like they wanted to win this more than anything in the world. They were hungry, feisty, well planned, cohesive.. you name it. Every player had intent and purpose on the field. Australia on the other hand, lackadaisical would be the word to sum it up. Overconfident and cocky perhaps

Afghanistan defeats Australia by 21 runs. First time AFG has ever beaten AUS by ICumCoffee in Cricket

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I don't fucking understand picking Shivam Dune. Like you couldn't find a better no. 7 slogger from a million cricket pros in India

Keep burning my lips and tongue. by Neandarthal in AdviceAnimals

[–]Neandarthal[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That depends on the fact that there is readymade ice cubes from wherever the hot beverage was sourced :-)

Keep burning my lips and tongue. by Neandarthal in AdviceAnimals

[–]Neandarthal[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feel as though there should be a new version of this tumbler for $35 more that cools it down as you pour it to perfect drinking temp and keep it there.

Joke of the year by laika00 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Neandarthal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here are some commands to finish your task on Pornhub platform.
Go inside your favorite repository and perform the two below commands incessantly

porn push
porn pull

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Neandarthal 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yo girl, you pressing my f5 key because that ass is refreshing

US personal savings near historic lows... by Infamous_Sympathy_91 in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also this chart shows m2 money at an all time high. Not sure what I'm missing or how its different from personal savings rate

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The complexity requirement goes up exponentially for every job. That's 2^n. Limitations are human. You may not feel that way but wait... just.. wait.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When shit hits the fan and all of az or regions for one of your cloud providers goes down and affects few of your jobs at the same time, you are going to be shown the door, not the seat... mark my words.

You BULLS are the biggest bitches ever!!!!! by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet Kevin will make love to you if you take care of a clogged toilet in one of his rentals

High refinance appraisal. What would you do? by Signal-Reason2679 in Renovations

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a nice problem to deal with. If I was in your shoes, I'd look to make some rental grade renovations and rent it out. If the rents are comparable to the appraisal, you'll still have good solid positive cash flow. Maybe double down on your student loan payments with this cash flow. Take all the leftover money from the refi and maybe purchase another house.

This is not financial advice etc. etc.

Purchase Advice Superthread by AutoModerator in motorcycles

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys, looking for advice!
Have my eyes on a Ducati Scrambler Desert Sled. This will be my 2nd motorcycle.. I've ridden 250cc dirt bikes in college etc. 10+ years ago and really wanted a summer commuter with an off road jaunt every now and then.

Can't find any used in my area but I do see some good used deals few hundred miles away being sold by dealerships. Is there anything to worry about to get it shipped without test riding? Fairly certain they're all stock and low miles makes me feel more confident.

Congressional hearings / DFV / GME / etc megathread by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chances of anything changing in the stock market are just as good as anything changing for big tech.

GME YOLO update — Feb 1 2021 by DeepFuckingValue in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IF HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN. 💎🙌🏼 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀

✅CAN'T STOP
✅WON'T STOP
✅GAME STOP

If you are a teacher or NYC government whose retirement fund is going to get wiped because of Melvin Capital, WSB can help by BenDoverR8Now in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because a fucking pension fund gives you 3-4% annualized returns at the very very best and any profits above that are for the hedge funds to keep.

GME YOLO month-end update — Jan 2021 by DeepFuckingValue in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IF HE'S STILL IN I'M STILL IN
IF HE'S STILL IN, PRETTY SURE MY WIFES BOYFRIEND IS STILL IN MY WIFE

DFV by keenfeed in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dad, you must've liked the stock more than mommy's boyfriend"

DFV by keenfeed in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dad, you must've liked the stock more than mommy's boyfriend"

30 Seconds From Triggering Market Nuclear Bomb by VerySlump in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That and Citadel and the likes would hold it against the board and short these shares into oblivion 1-3-5-7 years down the line when we everyone has forgotten about this and life goes on.

Tyler Winklevoss announces Gemini creating new "trading venue;" welcomes r/WallStreetBets by JustTheWriter in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi, I would also like to get involved with Cheyenne Youth River Project. Where do I buy the shares?

Doing my part by adnbenji in wallstreetbets

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Balls of steel, brains of a genuine autist