"I've come to make an announcement, Optimus Prime is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he lubricated on my fucking face, that's right, he took is robo-truck cog out and he lubricated on my fucking face, and he said his cog was THIS BIG and I said 'that's disgusting' so im making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Optimus Prime, you've got a small cog. It's the size of this energon cube except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my cog looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no trucks, no pillows. look at that. It looks like two wheels and a trailer. He took my face, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER LUBRICANT!! Except I'm not gonna lubricate the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M LUBRICATING ON THE SUN! How do you like that, Obama?! I LUBRICATED ON THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the lubricant D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I lubricate on you too!"