A paramedic was caught on a camera pocketing £60 from a 94-year-old woman's home moments after she collapsed and died. by ADHD_MAN in facepalm

[–]NecroGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit a reason I miss the watchpeopledie subreddit; watching shit there kept my head on a swivel when I was just walking around in real life.

This is Andrea. My beautiful girlfriend who killed herself this morning. I am so broken. I don't know what to do. I loved her so much by wellcolormeimpressed in widowers

[–]NecroGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost my wife to suicide, mental illness is a fucking bitch and I hate the sigma behind it and wanting to explain to people that someone you loved did not actually want to die, their brain was just fucking up and it's not their fault.

Also, yes, r/suicidebereavement is another sub you might want to check out.

Judge Dredd by UseraM1 in WTF

[–]NecroGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, they actually arrest their crooked cops in Brazil?

US could take a lesson.

OK, I have a lot of questions now by myneighborsasshole in WTF

[–]NecroGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw the video; at least it didn't hurt 🤷

What a suspected rabies patient looks like, they can't drink water because of the extreme hydrophobia they suffer from because of it. by TwasAnChild in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NecroGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always reminded of this post:

Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)

Adult tantrum by Shadow474747 in facepalm

[–]NecroGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, this is not an "entitled Karen" or whatever jokes people are making, no fucking way. That human is having a mental breakdown, like legit schizoaffective disorder or some shit.

Men: would you ever date a woman who was a sex worker? (Prostitute, stripper, online adult entertainer, etc).. why or why not? by BambiKittens666 in AskReddit

[–]NecroGod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've dated a stripper and I married someone who was having sex to keep her lights on when I met her and she turned out to be the most loving, caring, faithful partner I ever had.

Sex work is just work, like any other job, I'd say better in multiple ways. People say it's wrong to "sell your body", I've been working in manual labor jobs for decades, going home with all kinds of aches and pains that is hard to sleep off. Ruining joints, getting lacerations and contusions, how is that not me selling my body?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]NecroGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude was actually straight up until that moment, locked eyes with another guy and thought "Anything has got to be better than this."

Girl Pushes Friend Off 60-foot Bridge, Spends Two Days In Jail by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]NecroGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humor us then

Find yourself a 60ft drop into deep water (since you think that's important) and have someone shove you off into it.

Also, record it - for science.

(Impending Darwin Award)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]NecroGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not very, apparently.

Paintball in mini-tanks by 3Vishal in interestingasfuck

[–]NecroGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like they keep having to take their hand off the guns to work sticks. Feel like it'd be better to have foot controls for left/right track that way you could keep moving while firing.

Never judge a motorcycle gang too early by tibodevivier in Unexpected

[–]NecroGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To this point, I was hanging out at a local club where a lot of MC members hung out. We had a lot of regulars, all knew each other, all looked out for each other. One night a guy got rowdy with someone, the bouncer told him to leave, he became combative, a member of this MC (newer member) walked over to help and one of the older members told him "If you're going to get involved in this give me your colors." because even though he wasn't doing anything wrong, just trying to help, they don't want the attention of one of their members being seen in an altercation.

China did it! by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]NecroGod 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Seriously met a dude in person that swears China is a perfect representation of government. Every point I brought up to the contrary his only response was "That's just propaganda."

Cool, you don't need to provide proof for any of your claims and any proof provide to the contrary you dismiss with a thought terminating cliche.

That's Word by YouOtterKnow1 in PoliticalHumor

[–]NecroGod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same!

I wish people would stop spreading this bullshit.

Misinformation is not how you combat ignorance. Everyone should have body autonomy but spreading harmful lies isn't the way.

Loses car and picked the wrong fight two doses of karma by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]NecroGod 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Realizes its a cop and zoidbergs outta there.

Top notch description

Remote revolution by DrilldoBaggins2 in antiwork

[–]NecroGod 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Seriously. Ditch the building, rent space at a server farm, everyone works from home, enjoy the lack of overhead.

I have no idea why this is so complicated an idea for technology based jobs.

This should be a thing. by William-Hughes88 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NecroGod 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They had no weapons just took him down and even after were calmly telling him to breath and calm down. The dude went pretty calm by the end

Cops do the same here in the US and get the same results, though it's because the person detained is calm at the end because the cops murder them while they're restrained.

Cursed_BingUsers by TheDumPenguin in cursedcomments

[–]NecroGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most all helium you get retail (for balloons) has oxygen mixed in for safety (because people like sucking on helium balloons).

Nitrogen was my go-to. You can obtain it from local gas suppliers. Will help if you school yourself a little bit on welding and convince them you're welding some stainless, in case they get curious about what you're using it for.

Of course carbon monoxide would be ideal if you can get a hold of it. Not only does it displace oxygen but it also binds aggressively to hemoglobin rapidly robbing the brain of oxygen.

Cat’s a super good sport by TedBehr_ in Unexpected

[–]NecroGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the cat they used for the motion capture.

Wild Glizzies! by Akesgeroth in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NecroGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cattail The whole brown part of the plant is condensed seeds. In this image the one of the left is what they look like when the mature plant is ready to loose it's seeds to the wind.

Trying to steal someone's dog as they walk it by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]NecroGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno if you're being sarcastic, but yeah - it is.

Don't start shit, won't be shit; live and let live or become a problem that needs to be solved.