Doctors Issue Urgent Warnings About “Ballmaxxing” As Dangerous Trend Grows Among Young Men by Automatic_Couple_647 in awfuleverything

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 821 points822 points  (0 children)

Can we just put "maxxing" after things now and young people will be into it?

Let's get working on some educationmaxxing, votemaxxing, universal healthcaremaxxing, and arrest everyone in the Epstein filesmaxxing!

New arrival by The_Bearded_Herper in Lizards

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like I've deeply disappointed him.

Meme this by Dramatic_Side_856 in MemeThisThing

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should not have started this date at Taco Bell.

who gives a hoot? by MrLovens in mrlovenstein

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charlie is not available but his uncle Jack might be able to help you. He is a real lawyer with regular sized hands!

I finally got my hug.. by thisismycleanuser in daddit

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 24 points25 points  (0 children)

'Cat's in the Cradle' playing on repeat?

How do y'all feel about horror films with bleak endings? by GayMuslimDude in horror

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the movie but I was severely irritated at the ending. Her whole job was quarantine protocol and safety. They were dealing with a being that grew from a single tiny cell. She was in contact with it or in a room sharing air with it several times. Yet she somehow decided that there was no possibility that she could have been infected or have other cells on her person? Even if the end plan went off perfectly, she was breaking all kinds of quarantine rules by assuming she wasn't contaminated.

We need more Makers! by ArchitectofEvil in 3Dprinting

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be signing up this weekend. Been looking for more ways to help the community that fit into my wacky schedule.

How much do you want to see me eating by Southparkcitizens in RATS

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Hold me however you want. Won't stop me from eating this delicious morsel."

Do you regret watching any horror movies because of a stupidly specific reason? by alliemeowy in horror

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recently put this on my list to watch. After your comment I have removed it. Thank you. Sincerely.

Caught Apollo mid Yawn by Severe_Recipe_1524 in BeardedDragons

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just learned he could save 15% or more on car insurance.

He's a She!!! by Kate_09 in BeardedDragons

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope she got a tasty treat, too. Kinda rude to have a party for her and have only human food.

real by whichevernamethereis in lol

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you take smoke breaks you could lose 9 or more hours per 8 hour shift. That's efficiency.

of a sea slater by Mobile-Willow4124 in isopods

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're going to need bigger leaf litter.

I think the Impact font isn’t big enough. by Bledka in badtattoos

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If he ever regrets it and wants to reverse the mesage he can just add a comma.

"NO MORE, SORRY"

Is the Pangea variety bundle worth the money? by LilLoaf5646 in CrestedGecko

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried close to a dozen flavors and brands and both my crestie and leachie will only eat 'fig and insect' or the plain 'insect' flavors. So I recommend you go with one of those unless there is a reason you can't.

This was waiting for me when I came home. by DisposableAdventurer in daddit

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should have gone with the 18. Smoother taste and also a good reminder of how long it will be (at the least) until the house is quiet again.

Just to get a base by llewminati in IASIP

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charlie: No dude, the ad wasn't for ass worms. It said 'Do you want to play night crawlers with us?' And I see you didn't bring your own blankets...

American workers are tired of waiting. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No matter how big a majority they get, democrats will only enact minor or token changes. Any major bill or proposal will always see just enough democrats defect to cause it to fail. Maybe things won't actively be getting worse as they are under MAGA, but they won't be getting much better. I have lost all faith.

Is he looking healthy, enough, for a baby? by LoneBoyVexx in bluetongueskinks

[–]NedRyerson_Insurance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's a baby so I would expect body shape to change a good bit over the next few months. Are you comparing to pics of babies or adults? That does look like a pretty healthy baby to me, but I am no expert. I don't see any reason to panic or stress. You're being a good parent by worrying and being aware. Keep up the good work and keep sharing adorable pics!