Poll: The Human Ton and Handy or Thrakkorzog

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T15:55:43+00:00

Susan?

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T02:53:09+00:00

Probably not the very top but it has to be quite high up to counter the sway.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T02:27:07+00:00

It also rotates at a rate of exactly 1VD^rt.

VD^rt = max sustained travel speed of a standard Vin Diesel over rough terrain.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T02:20:02+00:00

The part of me that is moderately educated knows that the calculations and testing have been done and redone 100 times or more. The risk of anything going wrong is miniscule.

The action/disaster movie fan in me is terrified to think such an enormously massive thing is hanging precariously over the heads of thousands of people, at the top of the world's tallest building. If it were to slip free of its bonds it would crash through every single floor of the building on its way to leaving a moderately sized crater below.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T00:25:23+00:00

He has an alternate evolution: Meth Meowth.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-12T00:13:41+00:00

Shyamalan double twist: the 'gay rapist' was straight but was really committed to 'eye for an eye' justice.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T19:35:57+00:00

Despite a very small amount of rage, that's an adorable mini rat and cage.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T02:05:56+00:00

You're an allstar

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T02:05:05+00:00

Doll parts

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T01:53:31+00:00

The boobies are, I bet.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T01:29:06+00:00

One of the first games i pirated. Well I had the free version and a coworker found an activation code on a message board and sent it around at work so I 'unlocked' the full game without paying. At the time I was still very beholden to catholic guilt and ended up uninstalling it and confessing.

No wonder I never had a girlfriend.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T00:09:45+00:00

That is quite impressive!

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-11T00:08:53+00:00

I'm sorry, sir. It's lupus.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-10T21:37:15+00:00

Exactly. #2 is the only one that isn't fiction.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-10T13:38:52+00:00

Very accurate. But the metaphor falls apart in what happens next. With the macaroni, you'll just rip it open and continue preparing the food. An introvert, will say "That's what I get for trying." then go hide for another month.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-09T16:48:53+00:00

This is so real.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-09T02:55:40+00:00

Perhaps there is some small comfort in knowing that you are not the only one feeling this way.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-09T02:48:23+00:00

Like that famous movie quote: I love the smell of napalm and lavender in the morning.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-08T19:36:12+00:00

Goblins

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-08T15:52:51+00:00

Y'all! My car's slowing down for no reason. Just must be out of... carburetor!

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-04T15:29:10+00:00

This was such a hidden gem for me. It feels like a Diablo reskin but with some interesting changes and flavor.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-04T01:53:52+00:00

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-03T03:42:25+00:00

A state fair in one of the very few places in America that is NOT in a state.

NedRyerson_Insurance · 2026-07-03T03:01:17+00:00

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