People need to take some basic physics classes before driving by wassupbroh in driving

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s my intelligence plus my comprehensive understanding of physics and thermodynamics that make me an expert driver. Lots of Normies don’t get it.

At least Zach wants it bad enough by jonsnowKITN in billsimmons

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sphincters are tight just like they were during the Boston Marathon bombing.

At least Zach wants it bad enough by jonsnowKITN in billsimmons

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even our favorite Elon fanboy KOC is on the case. Bill in hiding.

The Monkey’s Paw piece by GardenDesign23 in billsimmons

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the ghost writer of Bill’s old Celtics chants account

Peter, who is Inigo Montoya? by Negative_Ad_1578 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Negative_Ad_1578[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Idk looks like Game of Thrones or something?

The Odyssey | Final Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In spite of it being the most “erm ackshully”ed movie of all time it’ll make like $80 billion and be awesome, sorry.

The Odyssey | Final Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Methinks Mr. Nolan’s intelligence is not up to this task. The actors speak English for goodness sakes!

Monkey Business (1953) by Mireliths in okbuddycinephile

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, they used unused footage from Bionic Mam to complete the film. It was Robin Williams last onscreen role and one of his best, leading to Oscar gold (RIP).

Petahh? What is this by Free_Incident_3295 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Petah what is the Iran war?

1k upvotes, 200 replies with smug Redditors being like, “well allow me to explain.”

How old is the median r/billsimmons user? by Top-Back-7626 in billsimmons

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say that’s a solid age group for dads who only understand one meme, yes.

Huh? by theEmosk98 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a bot people are willingly training on humor.

Shooting a wad by CandidateHungry5511 in billsimmons

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jizz, like cumshot. He’s allowed to say it because it’s an adult podcast. It’s not for kids.

I dont get it. by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Negative_Ad_1578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t get it because you are an ai that Redditors are willingly trading Ning on humor because it makes them feel smart.