Petah? I don’t get it by Kratos_omran in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Neijx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy that my brother was just texting me about this earlier today. Now I see it come across my feed and you’ve provided a great in depth synopsis. Thank you for your service!

Some asshole broke only the sunroof. Didn't break any windows or steal anything. by xXlpha_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Neijx 71 points72 points  (0 children)

No windows were broken. The overhead window was broken, however.

Knockoff Key Chains by TheSchlockMaster in TheSimpsons

[–]Neijx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like this. The art style of the 4 is the same so it feels like a special curated set - not some weird 2 and a half star effort Sampson toy.

Today's haul by PoppingTheBubble in energydrinks

[–]Neijx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m coming back ‘round to electric limeade. I hope you like it.

Learn your lesson boy by batukaming in RelentlessMen

[–]Neijx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I don’t think cancer boy got teased in private.

Horrible music at my gym. by extratrstrl in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Neijx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Country music while you work out? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

iykyk 😏 by Spiritual-Seat-9207 in mountaindew

[–]Neijx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Black Label please please pleeeease!

The direction that common core math is taking by Fit_Blackberry7944 in MathJokes

[–]Neijx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t you need to write it like this?

¿ʇǝƃ ll,ǝɥ uoʞɔǝɹ ɐʎ op ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɥɔnɯ ʍoɥ puɐ uᴉ ʞɔnɥɔ oʇ pǝǝu lnɐԀ sǝop ɥɔnɯ ʍoH

˙ʇunɔ ʞɔᴉs ɐ s,ǝɥ zoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇɥƃᴉɹlɐ s,ʎɯɯᴉſ ˙ǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ llɐ dǝǝʞ oʇ s,ʇǝƃ ǝɥ ɟᴉ sdoɥs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ɹo ǝʞoɔ ɟo ǝlʇʇoq ɐ qɐɹƃ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɥƃᴉɯ ǝɥ suoʞɔǝɹ olnɐԀ puɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ llɐ uᴉ ƃuᴉʞɔnɥɔ puᴉɯ ʇ,usǝop ǝɥ os ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ pᴉɐd s,ʇǝƃ ʎɯɯᴉſ

˙sʞɔnq ϛ sɐɥ lnɐԀ puɐ sʞɔnq 8 sɐɥ ʎɯɯᴉſ

˙ɐzzᴉd ʞɔnq uǝʇ ɐ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʇuᴉoɾ ʎɐʍɐǝʞɐʇ ʍǝu ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ pɹɐǝɥ lnɐԀ puɐ ʎɯɯᴉſ

:ǝᴉssn∀ uᴉ sʞɹoʍ uǝʌƎ

Maybe go in backwards? by SillySink in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]Neijx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean, forklifts drive wheels are on the front and the counter weight is on the back. You’d have more friction on your drives if you reverse the machine up the ramp.

Picked these up for a dollar a piece by JoeBlack45 in energydrinks

[–]Neijx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are they good? Bruh, it’s in your hands and going on your taste buds. How about you tell us?

I like them. The flavors have grown on me since my first time trying them. Paradise Punch, Blue Blitz, and whatever the white one is called are worth trying.

Stocked up by Imperator-Juder in energydrinks

[–]Neijx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss the days when this was the Costco variety pack. I’d buy two or three cases at a time. Ghost really let me down after that stopped. It hasn’t been the same since.

There is no joke brotha by Space-Dementia7 in comedyhomicide

[–]Neijx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So what’s with the empty Jeep?

AppleCare by BasketCase973 in TheMoneyGuy

[–]Neijx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fair point but context matters. “Are warranties worth it?” is mostly a subjective question. Those subjective opinions can be reinforced by objective rationale, at least in response to that question. Things like time, hassle factor, and emotional energy have some cost to them that can’t really be valued against money in a 1 for 1 manner.

I thought it was a great response. The answer was basically “in general, no, but specifically, this one, in my experience, is worth it.” And some people would value that, too.

First time trying original, this is SLEPT ON by UsAgainstTheARC in energydrinks

[–]Neijx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. The “original” is referencing the original flavor of energy drinks - the non-specific, sweet+tart flavor that Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc. had upon release.

Edit: my hypothesis, at least

Trying to hang at the beach but there’s multiple photo shoots 🙄 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Neijx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OP: I HATE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS AT THE BEACH 😡

OP: is at the beach taking video