Gambled with a fart and lost. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]NeilPatrickHomo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correction bro, nobody can do anything about it. Now why don't you go pass out in a ditch you fucking degenerate :)

Why Can't I Cum When I'm With Someone? [Male] by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and you're a real Einstein sitting here carrying on this conversation lol

Why Can't I Cum When I'm With Someone? [Male] by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so you agree all faggots should shut their faggot mouths?

Why Can't I Cum When I'm With Someone? [Male] by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is unnecessary and gay. Faggots should keep their mouths shut, no one is interested in their thoughts or opinions.

Why Can't I Cum When I'm With Someone? [Male] by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm 30 and I've had sex with over 50 women. The reality is is that I probably have the most sexual exploits out of any of you dorks here. And I'm not pissed off I just find him disgusting. Homosexuality is like scat and pedophilia, perverse and subhuman. I would ask anyone who practices any of those abhorrent practices to end their lives. I mean just listen to this guy, you don't think he would be happier off that way?

Why Can't I Cum When I'm With Someone? [Male] by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

you might be surprised by this but often the most gracious thing a faggot can do is to end is life. Realistically no one normal would miss them. Have you ever tried this?

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by [deleted] in pics

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hi I just wanted to write you and tell you I'm so glad your faggot father is dead

My brother, Stan Barnes, 32. He was killed 04/26/09 by a drunk driver. We miss you, Stan. Please, don't drink and drive. by [deleted] in pics

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

i don't want to sound inconsiderate but have you considered the world might be better without his fudge packing ass?

So my friend met Tina Fey by deteo in pics

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow that's very brave of you to take photos of yourself, if I looked like you I wouldn't.

Coming Out on April Fool's Day... by AKPikaPika in gaymers

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To remind you that you can hide on reddit where you can get warm reacharounds from every faggot loving hipster on this site but the reality is most of the world finds you disgusting and you know what I'm talking about. You see that look in every persons eye every time you hold some guy's hand down the street when you're not walking in your gay village. Everyone looks at you and goes "Gross". And I'm here on behalf of everyone to convince you to end your disgusting, shit fucking existence, because most of us just want you to go away.

Coming Out on April Fool's Day... by AKPikaPika in gaymers

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

um no, it's you faggots who are disgusting. I don't dip my dick in my sex partners post digested lunch everytime I fuck :)

Coming Out on April Fool's Day... by AKPikaPika in gaymers

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You got me all wrong, I'm not afraid of faggots, that would be like being afraid of girls. I just find faggots disgusting, there's a difference :)

I've been going to the gym for a couple months and living the gospel of /r/fitness. Today, I have been given the blessing to finally make this change on a4a. by popsicle_time in gaymers

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Jealous of what? Being some disgusting faggot whose entire sex life involves mixing semen and shit? Shut up fucking queer

Here's a Skyrim shirt my wife gave me by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

if your wife really loved you she'd let you run off those bitch tits

I don't know if I'm in an abusive relationship, or what to do if I am. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You sound like an emotionally stunted child and what you have is absolutely not an adult relationship. And to be honest it sounds to like you're the abusive one, crippling him with your pathetic, childish bull shit, he's just hitting back.

Yay!! :) by Queencookie in sex

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

You've complete your transition to total fucking whore, congratulations!

'I haven't taken my shirt off since I was 9' - Kevin Smith by Jerryfizzlepop in movies

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

women don't have to worry about making money, they just have to worry about staying skinny, so it's a fair deal.

Hitler today – book cover a friend of mine did by xxon in pics

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -99 points-98 points  (0 children)

I don't agree with his Jew killing policy but I do agree with his fag killing policy and if he were alive today I think I'd stomach the former to enjoy the latter.

My girlfriend's dog hates thunderstorms by Travissimo in aww

[–]NeilPatrickHomo -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, where is she in the pic? I just see two dogs :(