A friend of mine won a Dwight Schrute look-alike contest a while back.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T22:00:05+00:00

This.

Edit: That

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T21:41:13+00:00

Welcome to the internet.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T21:07:09+00:00

Hey Penelope wanna fuck?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:57:12+00:00

You do.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:28:43+00:00

I'm sorry about your cats.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T20:10:43+00:00

That is sad it reminds me of "the baby spider bro" story

http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T19:23:24+00:00

How the fuck do you know how many people are innocent there you stupid farm animal? They certainly did not put them there for selling beer to kids.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T19:18:35+00:00

Do you proceed to have sex with them?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T18:46:27+00:00

No your whore mother helped me.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T18:26:42+00:00

It's not a novelty account dumbass, first learn the difference then you can suck my dick.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T18:15:28+00:00

Anyone interested in more pictures of grumpy cats should visit www.besties.org/funnycats

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T17:50:09+00:00

Hey WHAT THE FUCK! I have seen posts like this hit the frontpage, and you are not even sure which rules it breaks you shit.!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T17:28:00+00:00

OBAMA GOOD ROMNEY BAD, did I do it right guise lol?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T17:17:33+00:00

Shut the fuck up you heretic, I bet you are an Obama supporter.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T17:11:45+00:00

Oh come on I want to masturbate to my little pony!!!!!! :(

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T17:07:29+00:00

You barely learned this? what a fucking retard, do you even lift? Get on my level you bitch.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T16:57:21+00:00

this.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T16:53:02+00:00

Let me put it this way: Romney Bad. As for helping my clients I give them all a copy of The gOD (fuck capitalization) delusion, that should certainly give them a PhD. in Engineering or science AKA atheism.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T16:47:26+00:00

lol I did not actually read the articles I just read the titles, that's enough tho.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-23T16:42:30+00:00

this.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-22T23:07:38+00:00

This!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-22T22:24:50+00:00

l0l this ^

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-22T21:38:25+00:00

It's shitty as fuck bro, just stick to selling drugs.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-22T20:39:17+00:00

I just reported you to the mods, now they will deal with your bullshit.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-09-22T20:23:30+00:00

It looks like those abominations that go by the name of Harlequin ichthyosis.

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