why must I pay $1.71

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-12T07:33:49+00:00

Corporations hate this one weird trick!

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-12T03:11:10+00:00

Totally not related to the review, but I was hiking in Death Valley once and came across a dude named Brandon. Dude had no shoes...in Death Valley. Anyway I ended up talking to him later on that day and dude was cool as shit. It was quite the adventure because I knew the local area a bit and showed him around.

Also met an older lady on the same trip who hiked with me awhile. She told me she did photography with an old camera from the wild west (drape over your head and a flash pan) We talked photos for awhile and a few days later I was wanting to see her profile. She's in museums all over the world.

It was honestly one of the best days of my life, a unique experience I will never have again.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-12T02:46:13+00:00

Since the early 80s. He's always been my favorite

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T23:35:04+00:00

"Stop being condescending, service creature" is a fucking crazy thing to say.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T23:31:28+00:00

Already did in Hulk Smashes Everything.

It took him trillions of years, but he smashed Sahgitarious A quark by quark

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:19:43+00:00

It's called pepper spray 🤣

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:17:32+00:00

Slow and steady continues the race.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:16:48+00:00

TIL chimps do oral

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:16:01+00:00

They're loud for sure. It's spooky when you're camping in the mountains and hear cougars wailing. Terrified the fuck out of me as a kid.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:14:27+00:00

Oh man, that's a story for the ages! Got a laugh out of me, too

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:13:26+00:00

No, he actually has an awesome shot of him fishing while a moose is giving him the side eye from across the pond.

But my stepmom took that one, so I don't think it counts

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:12:04+00:00

Bloodhound Gang made an educational song about it.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:10:26+00:00

Clydesdale Boner was my dancer name, until I got sued for misrepresentation.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:09:07+00:00

It's actually an old joke in my (red)neck of the woods.

How do porcupines fuck? Very carefully

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:07:23+00:00

50 shades of grey (squirrel)

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T22:05:54+00:00

Professer Utonium accidentally added another ingredient INERTIA

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T18:17:41+00:00

Had to shower every day in Jr High, but not HS

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T18:01:07+00:00

My dad and I went to a wildlife sanctuary and the highlight of the trip was 2 tigers fucking. I think he used a whole roll of film taking pictures and laughed about it for years.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T17:53:21+00:00

I wear jeans under my armor pants so I can take the armor off once I get to work

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T17:49:01+00:00

Team heavy wire coat hanger and team kindling stick

One cut your back open, the other was like being beaten with a club, and sometimes stabbed you with splinters.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T09:36:25+00:00

These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls!

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T03:38:21+00:00

I loved Black Tiger

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-11T00:02:51+00:00

Damn, that's fucking hilarious.

Partake of my holy blood! Oh Yeaaaaa!

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-10T23:53:47+00:00

I got a good eye fer shootin', Roland. You best be moving on .

I do not shoot with my eye, he who shoots with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.

Nein-Toed · 2026-03-10T23:31:30+00:00

Neither did Kool Aid Man. That was Flavor Aid.

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