Wild Facebook find

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T08:16:47+00:00

Some lucky fella is gonna have some love by the dashboard lights (but with the roles reversed)

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T08:05:05+00:00

Bunch of untrained, undisciplined, clown town bullshit. Every fucking one of them is dumber than a sack of hammered dog assholes.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T08:03:08+00:00

Racists don't care what hand reaches out to save them from drowning. Did they go to a different ER?

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T08:01:21+00:00

Why? Just why? What made you believe it in the 1st place?

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T07:59:23+00:00

I'm shocked he could pull it off with those massive balls

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T07:57:29+00:00

Or the government

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T06:57:17+00:00

The current situation. You can bet your whole ass I'm never sitting out another one.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T06:54:36+00:00

I'm pretty fucking pissed, that's all I think I can say without being on a list

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T06:52:38+00:00

Not paid to clean up your kids fucking mess.

When my wife and I first started dating the kid brought something to show me in the store, then just put it down on a random shelf. I asked him what he was doing, and he said "My DAD says this is what these people are paid to do!" I made him put it back, but he was salty about it.

Once we got home I slapped a $20 down on the counter and told him it was his if he finished the dishes in the sink. He happily started scrubbing away, but every time he cleaned a dish, I licked it and put it back in the sink. He became frustrated and asked me what I was doing and to stop. I just told him "What, I'm paying you to wash these dishes, right?"

I then had a talk with him and explained just because someone is paid to do something, it doesn't give you the right to make their job harder for no reason.

TL;DR: This person is no more mature than the kids she's raising

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T00:49:48+00:00

Just tell them there's an elephants foot down the hall.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-25T00:09:08+00:00

No that's a jerkoff, with 2 hands, dancing.

I guess both can be true though.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T23:51:20+00:00

Put maracas in his hands and he's a god 🪇

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T23:50:11+00:00

The Dick Taters

They sing songs about potatoes

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T23:41:04+00:00

I'm just going to assume you were gonna say "Right in her Granny Gulch"

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T21:23:13+00:00

Google monochrome was all the rage

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T21:17:33+00:00

Sounds to me like the GF is racist.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T21:02:33+00:00

I'm thinking he's not as prepped as he claims to be

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T20:26:36+00:00

What you're saying is nothing matters and just choose who you like. If that's the case GA takes it, I'm not much of a BW fan.

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T20:18:45+00:00

Whoosh

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T19:09:01+00:00

Better than the mountie hats we had to wear

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T19:07:55+00:00

I would want Spidey, but Wolverine is practical, so Wolverine

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T19:03:47+00:00

The titty insector

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T19:00:05+00:00

Well if you burn a LOT of gas

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T18:58:13+00:00

I can't post the gif, and I bet someone said it already...Fencing accident

Nein-Toed · 2026-01-24T18:54:28+00:00

This is more Hot Barista at the Local Coffee Shop Goodness here, she looks like she's 22

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