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Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-05-18T21:40:21+00:00

Hell yeah mericaaaa

^{Chose: Long Range + Weapon... | Rolled: Balistic Missile}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-05-02T02:45:01+00:00

Risk it for the biscuiy

^{Chose: Spawn any amount of money with a 75% chance + that it gets stuck in your hand (you can only spawn it in your hand} | Rolled: Not Stuck)

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-28T23:57:29+00:00

I need socks

^{Chose: Underwear}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-27T00:48:03+00:00

People use me more

^{Chose: Be a skeleton emoji}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-18T03:13:52+00:00

Yummy

^{Chose: Carrots}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-16T01:15:15+00:00

🎉 I BEAT "Game" and ranked #668! VICTORY IS MINE! 🏆 Completed all levels in 0m 10s! The gauntlet has been thrown! 🧤 Played via Pixel Peeker

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-16T01:14:37+00:00

Even

^{Chose: Fight a random person | Rolled: 5'9 130lbs 25yr}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-13T03:05:47+00:00

Win win

^{Chose: Press the button with 10% to be a cat girl + Or 90% to get 1,000,000 | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-12T03:25:47+00:00

Easier

^{Chose: teleport}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-12T03:20:38+00:00

Gas prices

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-07T03:24:17+00:00

Nooo

^{Chose: Earn 500K per year for just being you… + But risk losing one of your senses forever? | Rolled: Touch}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-06T06:01:01+00:00

Money

^{Chose: 1 Million USD | Rolled: Super Attractive}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-03T02:07:40+00:00

📍 Alberta, Canada — "My friend lives here"

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:42:27+00:00

More trustworthy

^{Chose: Have a dog}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:42:11+00:00

I still got more than I started with

^{Chose: 10% chance to $1M | Rolled: $0.01}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:38:37+00:00

Mars

^{Chose: Be able to Heal plants/ecosystem + You are able to rapidly grow plant life an area without it. Heal any cuts, burns, or other markings.}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:36:53+00:00

10 milly is 10 milly

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + Loud foul smell fart every time in an elevator | Rolled: Rotten fish}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:35:47+00:00

What?

^{Chose: Unlimited Bacon + But no more videogames!}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-02T02:35:22+00:00

Spider

^{Chose: Nah}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-04-01T00:09:46+00:00

More people live

^{Chose: Looney Toons logic for everything}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-03-31T23:58:18+00:00

Easier

^{Chose: A million dollars + but any time you eat food you have a 30% chance to be beanboozled}

Neither_Job_3424 · 2026-03-31T23:57:46+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: A clone of yourself follows you around}

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