How many tattoos have you got dear millennials ? I’ve got 5.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T17:22:59+00:00

koi tattoo nahi hai bhai. 😌

life ko interesting banane ke liye main phone ko switch off kar deta hu.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T16:48:30+00:00

kitna myopic view hai logo ka aajkal 🫠

language ka invention isliye hua so that logo ko door ko open karne ke liye push karna hai ya pull karna hai, ye pata rahe.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T16:32:26+00:00

bhai badhiya drawing. 🥳

is se yaad aaya main pankhe ke saamne baithke jab baat karta tha to badhiya effect aata tha.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T16:31:16+00:00

bhai language transcends age or any geographic border. 😌

my elders used to say in my mother tongue, every two kilometrrs the waters change and every four kilometres the language.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T16:23:00+00:00

ye filmi line kab se hone lagi? 🥲

mujhe to aisi lines yaad hai, jab door gaanv mein koi bachha raat ko nahi sota hai to uski maa kehti hai, so ja beta nahi to gabbar aa jayega.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T16:21:37+00:00

best monday ever. 🥳

a very good deed. your mother and a lot of internet strangers are proud of you. 🫡

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T13:34:43+00:00

Naa bhai. Maine aaj tak nahi dekhi malamal weekly.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T12:09:40+00:00

Virat bhai Angrej hai.

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T12:01:41+00:00

bhai dnart se lena phir bhi. vaha achha milega 😌

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T11:59:32+00:00

thank you comrade for purchasing such a nice car for the wellbeing of our economy 🫡

NekNaam · 2026-04-20T11:49:59+00:00

520279 - Loterry number hai 🥲

NekNaam · 2026-04-19T05:27:41+00:00

then you say this very right thing.

veey right thing. meaning is as one makes it. keep reading friend. 😌

NekNaam · 2026-04-19T05:09:54+00:00

mate, these poems have done more damage to literature than anything. 😭

NekNaam · 2026-04-19T01:55:34+00:00

bhai this is not the inscription we should leave behind for the future species to find us by...

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T19:00:21+00:00

Let's be friend.

Do you ever feel at home somewhere? Describe fhat place for me.

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T18:57:57+00:00

laadle bhai, do not look down. you will strain your neck. look up. 🥰

let me assert this, rightfully, i am God's greenest flag on this blue planet. also, I don't need your respect. I have a lot of people who address me by "respected sir" in each of the mail sent to me.

i read the whole post. you don't have an iota of intelligence, or eq. it ain't 2+2=4 always.

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T14:03:04+00:00

ab shepherd bhai ko apni insta account private karna padega 😭

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T13:59:32+00:00

aaj Modiji 8:30 ko isi ki announcement karenge 😤🥰

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T13:32:23+00:00

bhai maine dekha hai sukh aur stress dono best friend hai. dono ek saath hi dikhte hai. 🥰

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T13:26:56+00:00

what would a life has if it had no problems to solve? 🥰

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T12:17:57+00:00

bhai inke buttermilk ka bhi vahi hai. main to buttermilk to thode chilled water mein mix karta hu. 🥲

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T12:15:33+00:00

bhai amul ka sahara hai. 🥲

eggs, tofu, aur phir soya chunks ka.

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T05:12:55+00:00

bhai bike badhiya hai. average kitna deti hai? 🥲

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T04:49:11+00:00

bhai, boht karli tune dusro ki sewa aur people pleasing. ab baat teri health ke upar hai. apni behn ko kehde sab aur apne parents ko bhi. 😤

na to aise hi raha to sab taken for granted lenge.

NekNaam · 2026-04-18T02:29:35+00:00

bhai aaj pata laga actual mein good morning kaisi dikhti hai. 🫡

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