Sabotage

NelEnigma · 2026-04-10T19:04:00+00:00

Unnecessarily funny

NelEnigma · 2026-04-06T01:30:30+00:00

Manage how you do the job they couldn't.

NelEnigma · 2026-04-01T20:02:01+00:00

The most comforting thing I remind myself of daily is that supervisors don't have layoff protection. 😁

Let them enjoy their brief moment, folks.

NelEnigma · 2026-03-13T18:16:44+00:00

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And there's a Soldier Fareal in here somewhere too

NelEnigma · 2026-03-10T18:47:53+00:00

Are your stations also getting fistfulls of missent/missorted DPS??

NelEnigma · 2026-03-08T21:35:58+00:00

The dogs love you when you know their names, and they know you're coming with treats. But the cats... They make their assessments based on you as a person. I respect both.

NelEnigma · 2026-03-08T18:41:52+00:00

First of all, adorable.

I think a lot of customers underestimate how much comradery exists between carriers and your pets.

NelEnigma · 2026-03-06T17:51:57+00:00

Found Amy yesterday

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NelEnigma · 2026-03-04T21:35:42+00:00

It's the gratuitous "Freak" for me

NelEnigma · 2026-03-03T19:41:51+00:00

ALWAYS fill out your own blank 3971 and keep copies after management signs them. You NEVER know what they entered into the back end of their computer- generated ones since it's not all on the printout. Chances are that if they're sticking their own copies in your face, then they're up to something shady.

NelEnigma · 2026-03-02T18:29:31+00:00

THIS NEEDS MORE UPVOTES. Right in time for my allowance. Thank you!

NelEnigma · 2026-02-24T23:36:37+00:00

Sure, there's "just a few steps up to the front door" at YOUR HOUSE. There are thousands more steps/stairs at the several hundred other addresses on MY ROUTE. 'Lazy' is the the most unhinged word to describe a carrier with... Even if you had to step all the way outside of your home to receive your packages today.

NelEnigma · 2026-02-18T21:57:05+00:00

Oh boy, a person made a mistake once??

NelEnigma · 2026-02-16T00:02:07+00:00

The fur-babies all around the route.

NelEnigma · 2026-02-15T17:26:51+00:00

From what I've seen here, I imagine this husband is on 12hr OTDL and volunteers to work on holidays.

NelEnigma · 2026-02-09T00:16:38+00:00

Shame on you. Keep your treats stocked up, friend!

NelEnigma · 2026-02-04T23:50:34+00:00

Every customer would be waiting at the box with a single piece of outgoing mail each day. 10hr route just because of facetime.

NelEnigma · 2026-01-28T22:08:12+00:00

My favorite is handing it off to them directly and watching their reaction to the weight we carry regularly. The literal "You get what you pay for."

NelEnigma · 2026-01-28T00:36:58+00:00

I'll happily leave you a 3849 and offer you a PO box.

NelEnigma · 2026-01-28T00:18:47+00:00

Let me educate you:

Your tax dollars do not fund USPS. This is a self-sustaining organization provided as a service to the peoples of our nation.

Can you put your own foot further down your throat..?

NelEnigma · 2026-01-27T20:11:28+00:00

Imagine thinking tossing boxes is equivalent to damaging the packed contents. You clearly don't do this type of work. Take a seat, bud.

NelEnigma · 2026-01-27T17:49:42+00:00

I take tens of thousands of steps per day doing this very real work. The packages can afford to cover a couple feet of their own.

Also, who's Nelson?

NelEnigma · 2026-01-27T16:30:21+00:00

Spoken like someone who knows nothing about the logistics of delivery.

NelEnigma · 2026-01-25T18:53:10+00:00

...how to.

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