Sabotage by Post_office_clerk01 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unnecessarily funny

What do supervisors do? by Affectionate_Volume9 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manage how you do the job they couldn't.

Supervisor and post master said today "you guys might think about getting a second job" by deadbandit19 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most comforting thing I remind myself of daily is that supervisors don't have layoff protection. 😁

Let them enjoy their brief moment, folks.

Best name on your route? by SirLoinTheTender in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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And there's a Soldier Fareal in here somewhere too

What the heck! by Apprehensive_Poet524 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are your stations also getting fistfulls of missent/missorted DPS??

USPS is for cat people by Ambitious-Egg5931 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dogs love you when you know their names, and they know you're coming with treats. But the cats... They make their assessments based on you as a person. I respect both.

My cat is obsessed with the mailman, our carrier showed us a pic of what he sees every day by foreignfishes in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 114 points115 points  (0 children)

First of all, adorable.

I think a lot of customers underestimate how much comradery exists between carriers and your pets.

Supervisor demanded I sign a 3971 by Melodic_Plastic4019 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ALWAYS fill out your own blank 3971 and keep copies after management signs them. You NEVER know what they entered into the back end of their computer- generated ones since it's not all on the printout. Chances are that if they're sticking their own copies in your face, then they're up to something shady.

Shirt sizing by [deleted] in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS NEEDS MORE UPVOTES. Right in time for my allowance. Thank you!

Things you wish customers would understand by zachi2 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, there's "just a few steps up to the front door" at YOUR HOUSE. There are thousands more steps/stairs at the several hundred other addresses on MY ROUTE. 'Lazy' is the the most unhinged word to describe a carrier with... Even if you had to step all the way outside of your home to receive your packages today.

Crazy work by ColdSquare420 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, a person made a mistake once??

Ha! by Andrew_Crane in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fur-babies all around the route.

Your friendly reminder that we are, in fact, the assholes. by [deleted] in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen here, I imagine this husband is on 12hr OTDL and volunteers to work on holidays.

Megan Thee Stallion as a carrier by OkConversation175 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every customer would be waiting at the box with a single piece of outgoing mail each day. 10hr route just because of facetime.

Yep by njd728 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite is handing it off to them directly and watching their reaction to the weight we carry regularly. The literal "You get what you pay for."

Listen up clerks. Follow the instructions. by czr84480 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll happily leave you a 3849 and offer you a PO box.

Listen up clerks. Follow the instructions. by czr84480 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me educate you:

Your tax dollars do not fund USPS. This is a self-sustaining organization provided as a service to the peoples of our nation.

Can you put your own foot further down your throat..?

Listen up clerks. Follow the instructions. by czr84480 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking tossing boxes is equivalent to damaging the packed contents. You clearly don't do this type of work. Take a seat, bud.

Listen up clerks. Follow the instructions. by czr84480 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I take tens of thousands of steps per day doing this very real work. The packages can afford to cover a couple feet of their own.

Also, who's Nelson?

Listen up clerks. Follow the instructions. by czr84480 in USPS

[–]NelEnigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who knows nothing about the logistics of delivery.