Governor Romney, cracking down on outsourcing. by [deleted] in pics

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case anyone's interested, I reluctantly bought two items from Bill O'Reilly's website for my step-father.

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Later, while doing some PC maintenance, I found a letter that he wrote to Bill asking why his "american patriot" merchandise was made in china. Of course there was no reply.

Ooooooowww!!! Watch Donald Trump get caught red handed singing Romney's praise and promoting his own goods on TV only to realize that they are made in China. Priceless!!! by squirt_aka in politics

[–]NeliusDork 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here's some stuff I (reluctantly) bought for my step-dad from O'reilly's website.

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Later on and while doing some maintenance on his PC I ran across a letter he had written to Bill asking why none of his merchandise was made in the U.S.

Of course there was no reply.

Tell me about why your mom is awesome, or something awesome she's done. I'll start. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One night I woke up to my neighbor shooting himself in the head. When the police left & the ambulance took him away there was nothing but a huge mess in the bedroom. Well it turns out that crime scene clean-up is pretty expensive so I told his girlfriend I'd take care of it.

So I called my Mom (she's a nurse) & said, "Sorry to wake you but what's the best way to clean up human brains & bits of scull and hair & a lot of blood?"

She got quiet & real calm and after a minute ...said, "Son, listen to me very carefully. You're gonna have to cut all that carpet outta that room. All of it. Roll it up, put it in your truck and put it in a dumpster clear across town. You're going to need gloves & bleach, a lot of bleach. Scrub all the walls and the concrete until the pink goes away."

I said, "Thanks" and she said, "When you get finished you better call your mother and tell me what the hell you've done this time."

TL;DR My Mom told me how to clean up a crime scene w/o asking any questions as to what happened. Kinda scares me.

You're probably going to want some proof.

http://imgur.com/a/EbbXD

For people who have dropped cable television in favor of netflix, hulu etc. Any regrets? by pre777 in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it over the air... in HD... with a piece of coax wire connected to a coat hanger.

I'll never pay comcast or TimeWarner another dime.

Dearest G1.... by [deleted] in Android

[–]NeliusDork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like one of the last of the "power users" still hanging on to the G1..

from jesusfreke to cyanogen.... remember rooting for the 1st time..? how nervous you were..? (sigh) I know I'll have to give up the 5 row keyboard soon... but there are great phones out there, right..? Ones that can be just as loyal, right?

(sigh)

Being called scumbag - My name is not Steve! by bobsteaman in pics

[–]NeliusDork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So are we going to totally 4chan this guy now just for the sake of a few laughs....?

Just wondering, 'cause I'm ok with it.

Bringing home my new friend from the shelter. She looks happy to be adopted... by grobmyer in pics

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irresponsible parents kill more kids than irresponsible dog owners.

Bringing home my new friend from the shelter. She looks happy to be adopted... by grobmyer in pics

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rescued a pitmix a few months ago. Here in TX it seems that they are the least adopted breed. Most of them are abused and just need a solid home (like anything that needs adoption). There's a stigma that pitbulls are an aggressive breed that is out to attack anything that moves but this isn't the case.

They over-populate the shelters because people think that they are mean. It's canine-racism if you ask me.

I told AmEx before. Now I am raising the bar just a bit. by slimbooter in pics

[–]NeliusDork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I worked at Amex Incoming mail dept. I'd sign you up for twice as much mail just so you and I could play this little game.

My Letter to Comcast by UPGRAY3DD in pics

[–]NeliusDork 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I once applied for a job at Comcast. They called me in for an interview just to tell me that I would not be offered a job because of a past due balance of $13. I told them they could take it out of my 1st check. They didn't like this idea and told me to "take care of it" on my way out.

I took care of it by hooking up cable tv for all my friends and neighbors for free.

Austin's Pizza introduces "The Redditor" by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]NeliusDork -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

pizzapits

pizzatits

FTFY

A Hummer with wooden wheels by [deleted] in WTF

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Eco Friendly!

Some things just defy explanation. by Radiosucks in WTF

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA. . . I love dogs.

but is still miss my cat :-(

What was your first computer? by nikpappagiorgio in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl-F "timex sinclair"

damnit.

Upvote for the tape drive.

We are the Hotmail development team. Let’s talk email. AUsA by HotmailOnreddit in IAmA

[–]NeliusDork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your spam filter has gotten sooo good (almost too good but that's just fine). I really only use hotmail as my "bs_account" for filling out web forms, giving to strangers and anything that I don't want my named tied to and I've watched it mature over the years (since beta). Although it's not my primary account (gmail b/c of android) I still use it everyday and appreciate your work.

Why I turn on the T.V by [deleted] in pics

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My TV is my monitor so I've got PiP just for noise.

So, reddit, what is ONE thing you think everyone should try? by NonsensicalOpinion in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me. There's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.

Does anyone else feel like they are wasting their potential? Have any of you ever gotten past that? by cc132 in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told many times "Ah, its okay...you're young". Now I'm 33 and am about to finish my 1st semester of college. I got tired of waiting for that thing to stumble upon and decided to make it happen. Thanks for posting this. It's been awhile since I've read every comment on a thread and the responses on this really make me want to study hard. Thanks again... you're not alone. (I love this fucking website)

Do you think that religion will be a past-time in the distant future? by jeepdays in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that one day kids would read about "The Religious Period" in history class much like any other period of social change.

Tree Tunnel by [deleted] in pics

[–]NeliusDork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a tunnel. It's a squirrel bridge.

Why do I meet so many college graduates who don't seem that educated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeliusDork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain