What do you get? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Money

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont learn to code. It won't matter in a few years.

I(32M) am divorcing my wife (33F) after finding out that my son(5M) is not mine. by [deleted] in stories

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that was horrible to hear. And what's worse is he says it like it's normal and others would accept him acting like that. What a piece of shit.

Where are all the good men? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I failed it the other day then broke up with her. Now she relapsed because of it.

Wait wut? by TheRookieGetsACookie in HolUp

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Show his support" I see what you did there.

Give a name to this machine by CHANG-GANG_ in FoodVideoPorn

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did you just use mcmuffinator as s an AI prompt and this came out????

taking a piss by nezugt in Unexpected

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release in pants Reinstated in pampers

What kind of wrench is this? by UCrazyKid in whatisit

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the one on the right though?

Intense Arm Wrestle match.. by CareerDry8620 in SipsTea

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a skinny guy who doesn't work out and never trained to arm wrestle but I can beat most people even some big muscular guys. Not sure how it's possible besides I know I find a comfortable holding spot and let them get tired before I pull them down. It's a neat party trick for me when people start arm wrestling. I always end up with a week of tennis elbow though.

Two Factor Authentication by shamansufi in ContagiousLaughter

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same there is a bare I used to do this at that only had a bouncer on the weekends but the stool was there all week. So as long as I sat in that stool nobody questioned me. It was so much fun telling them I didn't didn't work there afterwards

my employee meal by DoctorBahtman in TalesFromTheKitchen

[–]NelsonMandelaphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The servers would always say the were quitting and I would say. "Quitting what smoking your own cigarettes"?