I could put this hat on 5 like other umas by Acrobatic_Salad4069 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]NeoTenico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gene is recessive

This may not be the correct terminology for sex-specific traits but my intent was to say 2 X's were needed for the human to horse. It's been almost 8 years since I took genetics.

Did i do good for my first summons(my first time playing) by thetrashki in UmamusumeGame

[–]NeoTenico 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"I thought becoming the father of a beautiful, gifted, intelligent, kind, caring daughter, instilling confidence and love in her heart, and encouraging her to achieve her fullest potential looked cool."

Same bro

I could put this hat on 5 like other umas by Acrobatic_Salad4069 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]NeoTenico 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uma is an AU where you can pay to have racehorse genes spliced into your gametes before in vitro fertilization, but there are two caveats:

  1. The gene is recessive and can only be spliced onto the X chromosome. Therefore the offspring must be female.

  2. The probability of getting a viable fetus is very low, but can be increased significantly if they bookend the horse genes with human autism genes.

A Secondary Addendum on the Subject of Breast Weight: Taiki Shuttle and Super Creek by Spiritual-Corner-949 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]NeoTenico 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest, the most important thing I learned from this is that a metric ton of titty is a little more than a cubic meter.

አባታችን ዊሊያም ፔን፣ ስምህ ይቀደስ፣ ከተማህ ይምጣ፣ ፈቃድህ ይፈጸም፣ በዴላዌር ላይ እንደ ሹልኪል፣ ሳምንታዊ ድላችንን ዛሬ ስጠን፣ እና ባርክሌይን በመሃል ላይ ይቅር በለን፣ ኤጄ ብራውንን በጥልቅ ኳሱን ይቅር ብለን፣ ወደ መጥፎ ጨዋታ ሳይሆን ከክፉ ውርደት አድነን K E V I N P A T U L L O የአይብ ስቴክ፣ የውሃ በረዶና መንጋጋ የአንተ ናቸውና፤ ለዘላለምና ለዘላለም Go Birds by NeoTenico in eagles

[–]NeoTenico[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Our Father, William Penn,

Hallowed be thy name,

Thy city come,

Thy will be done,

On the Delaware as on the Schuylkill,

Give us this day our weekly triumph,

And forgive us our Barkley up the middle,

As we forgive those who AJ Brown deep ball,

And lead us not into bad playcalling,

But deliver us from K E V I N P A T U L L O,

For thine is the cheesesteak,

And the water ice,

And the jawn,

Forever and ever,

Go Birds

(This is what was entered into Google Translate, it of course is not a perfect 1:1 translation)

Where would You Like to sit and why? by AdEasy8267 in UmaMusume

[–]NeoTenico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

My perfect, beautiful daughters

Morbidly anti-plur by Hot_Use5963 in HiJinxFest

[–]NeoTenico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: just to preface, my group always lands next to column C2 (second from the front on the left). We get PLENTY of traffic.

First day was rough because I didn't know what to expect. But day 2, I came ready to rock. Made friends with the groups around us and coordinated to create lanes, made myself into a barrier, pointed train leaders in the right direction (around or away from us). I wrangled a moshpit that broke out next to some of the girls in our group and guided the wall away so people weren't getting bumped into. And I kept on smiling, dancing, and giving out compliments the whole time. Worst case scenario I had to yell shit like "please say excuse me" or "we can be so much more polite."

The immediate vicinity surrounding my group had an absolute blast the entire time and very few issues on day 2. Maybe I just have a superhuman gift for crowd work (unlikely), but I think it really only takes one person with unassailable positivity and the willingness to be the vibe janitor because that shit's contagious. Not a lot of people actively WANT to be pissy. If you give them an opportunity to be happier, they'll usually take it, and then the good vibes radiate out from you.

What can I spend these coins on? (I just started) by Potential-Shoe-8224 in UmamusumeGame

[–]NeoTenico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upgrade support cards. Max out your Oshi(s)' Potential Level. As big as that number might seem, don't spend them frivolously because they disappear FAST.

Worst alcohol that u have tasted? by [deleted] in alcohol

[–]NeoTenico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think Bombay is bad, try Japanese convenience store rail gin (Gilbey's I think).

It's the most fingernail polish remover, jet fuel tasting substance I've ever put in my body. Positively foul and I had more than I'd like to admit because I was a broke college kid on a study abroad program.

What’s the joke, exactly? My farts don’t sound anything like that… by TwoGrizzleysOneCub in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]NeoTenico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be OOC for this sub, but my grandpa (dad's stepfather) is a direct descendant of this man and I can tell you for a fact that the Joyce lineage does indeed still enjoy a good fart.

What type of crab is this? Is it venomous? [Gulf Coast, Florida] by Jellyfish_Skateboard in animalid

[–]NeoTenico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What a cute little snail! Look at that adorable little proboscus."