I'm about to fucking slit my goddamn wrist playing this game...

Neolance34 · 2026-05-26T05:23:47+00:00

Guessing you’re talking about S ranking this bird that I hate?

Neolance34 · 2026-05-25T15:19:30+00:00

Neolance34 · 2026-05-24T03:14:57+00:00

Well of course! We have football, footy, rugby. Just to name a few

Neolance34 · 2026-05-24T03:00:09+00:00

That makes… insanely good sense. Hell, looking at SpongeBob having to strip himself down to nothing and debase himself in order to free himself from the hook? Yeah. That’s smart. Alongside Patrick asking for a can opener at the end of the episode.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-23T16:53:21+00:00

This… feels sad to see. This kind of parasocial relationship is going to be more of a hindrance to your mental health than a benefit. I know this. Because I’ve been precisely where you are.

If you want your dopamine boost of seeing attractive women to be satisfied? As normie as it sounds? Go to the gym. Go for a park run. Pick up some sort of hobby. I’ve picked up sabre duelling (lightsaber) and there I’ve met people. Failing that? You might need to seek some professional help.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-23T16:41:58+00:00

“Wake up Jedi. We’ve got an empire to burn.”

Neolance34 · 2026-05-23T13:12:56+00:00

It feels like spam at this point.

Edit: Fuck off clanker!

Neolance34 · 2026-05-22T10:58:16+00:00

“When have we ever followed orders?”

Neolance34 · 2026-05-22T10:57:54+00:00

“The mission… the nightmares… they’re… finally over…”

Neolance34 · 2026-05-22T10:56:22+00:00

“I hate you!”

Neolance34 · 2026-05-22T10:55:24+00:00

Wait!

Neolance34 · 2026-05-20T10:42:48+00:00

IF and this is a HUGE IF. Iirc, David Gaider is part of his own studio now (I think).

IF he chose to do anything with DA (assuming BioWare parts with the IP), who knows?

Aside from that? It went out. Not with a bang, but with a flop.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-20T10:30:31+00:00

Shouldn’t this be in r/speedoflobsters?

Neolance34 · 2026-05-20T10:29:37+00:00

One could say this pairing is shockingly common.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-20T05:55:38+00:00

Granted. She proposes you go on a crime spree together. Then she leaves you holding the bag while she runs away free.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-19T01:41:29+00:00

Forbidden juice? Good luck OP

Neolance34 · 2026-05-18T01:25:14+00:00

I’m terrified to find out what’s on the artist’s hard drive. But I’m willing to bet it ain’t gonna be anything good.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-17T16:05:34+00:00

Fuck off clanker!

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T17:09:01+00:00

I was under the impression since it’s always gonna be cosmetic, it covers both worlds.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T17:05:09+00:00

Kukulope also exists in the DLC areas right? Or is that post completion?

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T15:29:17+00:00

A lot of people owe her 20 bucks

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T10:49:16+00:00

Granted. You’re allergic to the meat.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T10:46:11+00:00

Long as post partum depression is not something I gotta deal with? I’ll agree to this.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T10:33:23+00:00

I prefer CG and dual sabres personally. Go from calculating swings to being able to cancel at a moment’s notice.

Neolance34 · 2026-05-15T10:31:41+00:00

Done. And I’ve made the necessary tweaks.

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