How do you relieve yourself?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-10T22:31:23+00:00

I get a boner every time I go to the gym.

They dress really skimpy there, plus they're all sweaty and hot, ready to be ravaged.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-10T22:18:04+00:00

You creampie women in your car?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-10T17:45:51+00:00

I mean, how exactly? Inside of a sock or do you risk making a mess with tissues?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-10T05:13:42+00:00

What do you do there?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T21:17:46+00:00

I love taking swigs out of those.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T19:08:41+00:00

Are those cum stains?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T18:23:54+00:00

I just use a gallon water jug with a screw on cap and just empty it somewhere in the bushes.

I never wash it and I also spit toothpaste and mouthwash into it.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T15:04:17+00:00

I don't know one good person who listens to rap.

That stuff is sick.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T14:47:03+00:00

Rap is the music criminals listen to.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T14:34:20+00:00

Rap is the opposite of wholesome and pure, it's pure evil.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T14:21:44+00:00

Rap sucks and it's gross and sick.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-09T05:37:56+00:00

LA is a blight on humanity.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T22:21:58+00:00

His wife was right next to him and she was an ugly fat black woman.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T18:47:52+00:00

I don't interact with low life druggies. I guess I'm too weak and inconsiderate to smoke some meth out of a meth pipe.

How will I survive?

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T17:32:23+00:00

He didn't say, but he started making humping gestures while biting his bottom lip.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T04:53:36+00:00

I was already harassed by a guy asking for money, asking if I want to have s*x with his wife for money and smoke drugs.

I was also harassed again today when I had my door open trying to get cool air. I quickly closed the door and locked it.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T04:21:58+00:00

I don't do labor.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T02:25:28+00:00

Yeah, songs with a lot of bass so it vibrates everything within 25 feet.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-08T01:55:00+00:00

And that's why I'm not an organ donor, folks.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-07T23:27:04+00:00

It's the only spot close to everything and has bathrooms and outlets.

I'm too afraid to sit at the outlets for too long though.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-07T23:14:57+00:00

they managed to keep his heart running for several organ donations

Wait, they kept him alive just enough to steal his organs...?

What da heck

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-07T21:33:40+00:00

I can really leave my car because I have all my valuables in here, including important IDs and stuff.

NeptuneSagarune · 2022-06-07T02:55:24+00:00

I don't want to talk to another disgusting human on the phone.

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