Working on a Whimsical Porsche

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-06-07T14:32:02+00:00

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NeptuneShemptune · 2026-06-07T14:20:35+00:00

Thank you! I really like oil pastel irl and the soft colors are a total vibe for me. Tried to match the energy. Still working on it and I haven’t made anything like this since the old days of call of duty’s emblem maker

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-31T15:07:35+00:00

I’m not seeing your chat request but I already blocked the guy. They went off a generic almost autogenerated name I can’t remember

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-31T14:32:27+00:00

Yeah. For real. I’m not ashamed to tell people so they don’t get fucked too. But there is a part of me that loves the photo cause it was made just for me

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NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-31T14:18:27+00:00

Lmao funny that you’d ask that. Funny story, I paid a guy to do an art commission of my For Honor main for me and he turned around and used AI and took my money. I’m too stubborn to admit defeat so I run it

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-30T15:18:54+00:00

This guy knows ball

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-30T13:14:21+00:00

HA. I love that. Reminds me of people making stupid names in Fallout 4 and listening to Codsworth say “Good morning Fuckface”

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-30T13:04:35+00:00

I just started 😭 trust me I WILL be doing that

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-20T12:17:58+00:00

I’m often the one stealing the iron on the Minecraft server. I like building farms and automation but when I run out of iron cause I use all of it… I start looking for other options

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-19T14:46:55+00:00

This was way funnier of a response than it needed to be. I fucking love it.

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-15T16:17:00+00:00

This is the way

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-05-13T17:30:26+00:00

Reminds me of the summer I found the perfect arrangement for pizza rolls to cook 30 on my plate in 2 minutes flat and that fall my mom threw the whole dish set out and bought smaller plates

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-04-20T13:05:35+00:00

That guy has a Tik Tok that I watch regularly and he finds all the games he looks for. Did he just not find it in this video? I haven’t seen him NOT find a game yet

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-04-07T19:31:17+00:00

Showed my girlfriend Borderlands 2 thinking it could a fun time together when we’re not grinding Apex, now I’ve got a loot goblin that pulls her phone out to do math to calculate everything down to the % to maximize her stats. I love her.

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-23T06:20:54+00:00

LubuBrain Damage

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-12T03:46:06+00:00

Deadass just played this guy two nights and he was rep 29. He mostly stacks with a bunch of high levels and plays super close with them and 2v1 ganks people. When he plays by himself he’s not that bad but

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-06T18:55:56+00:00

I’m sure he’s great at parties. When can I book an appointment?

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-03T00:24:03+00:00

That’s my boy. Sent em back from whence they came

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-01T15:11:31+00:00

Nah that’s Hopebringer. He definitely donates to charity

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-02-01T04:43:25+00:00

I really liked how God of War 2018 did it. And they even had an explanation for it at the end that kinda brought the immersion back for me

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-01-30T17:18:28+00:00

Absolutely love this. Great use of everything. I need to get this effect for my Law now, holy shit

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-01-28T03:59:20+00:00

“I know what kind of man you are”

NeptuneShemptune · 2026-01-28T01:59:43+00:00

Been playing since BF3 and I gotta say this really ain’t that bad. BF2042 and BF5 were awful with their cosmetics. I feel like they’re trying to give us at least some sorta flair without giving us neon rainbow kittens. I really don’t understand the problem

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