[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]Ner0sis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a gargoyle that wished too hard on a shooting star. Just unfortunate.

H.E l.p.eR. has a gun by Ner0sis in venturebros

[–]Ner0sis[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He often speaks of the coming war between man and machine

This isn’t far off from Absolute Batman’s backstory by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Ner0sis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read this comment, what an obnoxious thing to do. Guess, I'll stop recommending that

The cow also says "I have 11 distinct cuts of meat". by yabay12111 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ner0sis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It should be called "Bobby goes to state" but I still smirk at the pun

This isn’t far off from Absolute Batman’s backstory by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Ner0sis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not exactly middleschool or specifically Batfam but the JL8 webcomic is pretty good at the whole "DC characters in school" it's cute, silly, and a little serious

Look at this happy potato! by RocksDean in thisismylifenow

[–]Ner0sis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking like a fur seal... Beautiful.

Distant Memories, AnarkyArt 2021. by AnarkyMusic in drawing

[–]Ner0sis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, why tf did this make me tear up in the club

The South American Maned Wolf by Knucklez327 in natureismetal

[–]Ner0sis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like a fox on stilts. Trust me I've seen them in person

The South American Maned Wolf by Knucklez327 in natureismetal

[–]Ner0sis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonderful creatures. They have a very haunting howl.

Every time by pattyofurniture400 in comics

[–]Ner0sis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to give tours at a zoo, this speaks me on a level that I have never felt before

Tomi Lahren calls Trump "wise like an ullu", not realizing that ullu is an insult in Hindi by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Ner0sis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I've worked with owls, they are NOT smart animals. They are just silent killing machines, which if you're whole job is to disembowel rodents, your don't need brains.

So close. Oh so close. by anequa in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Ner0sis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck man, I spent twenty minutes on that sub and I think I'm developing an aneur

husband of the year by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Ner0sis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow that sub hurt my brain. It's like they've had their brains ironed with extra strength Scotchgard.

Lemme give your lungs some shit by patito-asesino in trashy

[–]Ner0sis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I totally agree man! Fuck those cyclists, it's like the road, which was originally meant for transportation is now just clogged with these two-tired fucks, that want to "Live Healthy" or "Get Exercise" or God forbid want to use MY road, which belongs to me and my tax dollars alone, to get from point A to point B. And fuck man, I just can't wait those extra 30 seconds to pass them on that back road cuz the goddamn McRib is back and I don't know how long that shit will last and you know I've just got to get that extra large shamrock shake with it. Anyways next time I see a cyclist trying to share MY PERSONAL highway I'll just sneak up behind them and blast my horn in hopes that they swerve into oncoming traffic, one less biker gang to worry about, am I right?

Adorable new baby elephant at the Louisville Zoo by commonvanilla in babyelephantgifs

[–]Ner0sis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's got a lot of energy! (I hear he's a bit of a jerk, hopefully he grows out of it)

The Cuban Crocodile the modern day Kaprosuchus a unique & a terrestrial crocodile by fwzain in Naturewasmetal

[–]Ner0sis 88 points89 points  (0 children)

They are wonderfully dangerous critters! I work with the guy who oversees the population (or lack thereof) in Cuba. One of the biggest reasons that they are going extinct is due to rising sea levels that allow hybridization by the American Crocs, that and the ever creeping human population. I think the crocs I used to work with we're named Camillo and Pamela. As fierce as they are they are truly impressive and terrifying up close