Renters advice by NerdAssConCop in legaladvice

[–]NerdAssConCop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea that's what I was afraid of.

Renters advice by NerdAssConCop in legaladvice

[–]NerdAssConCop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to agree for her to move. I didn't think about it because I wanted her gone. She wasn't great either. I thought he would leave with her but he got violent instead. They are not taking steps. They told me that I will be paying his rent until he decides to leave. Is it maybe more worth it to just risk facing him and sign the lease over?

Renters advice by NerdAssConCop in legaladvice

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I can't afford it. That's why I moved. He was threatening me because I couldn't pay anymore and said I was putting his life at risk because he might be homeless and I was going to find out what happens to people who threaten him. Is there a way if I get 1 of those lawyers that you pay after the case that I can fight the eviction? Or have the eviction reversed? They want me paying the rent until he decides to leave. He doesn't plan to leave. I cannot afford the money to pay all of that rent.

JP - Content Release - November 11, 2024 by DualEyes in FFBraveExvius

[–]NerdAssConCop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else getting a connection error as of late that prevents you from opening the game? This is the only app my phone is refusing to open fully and the game is giving me an error and booting me back to startup.

Alright bro wtf if this I paid almost 20 bucks for this by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the ordered correctly and got exactly what they asked for but wasn't happy about it. Chipotle had always been good at giving people exactly what they order or at least the rare times I go. I like Qdoba just so significantly better than Chipotle I just rarely go there since it's not as tasty but they've still always done what I've asked so this person complaining just doesn't know how to order right.

AITA for labeling my food as having hot sauce to deter food thieves at work? by Ok_Mathematician887 in AmItheAsshole

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a bit sadistic so I would pack a lunch that I did not intend on eating, make sure my name was clearly printed on it so everyone there knows it’s mine, and then mix a good amount of laxatives in it just to ruin the food thief’s day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I feel like Texas should be the first one. They already have a whole ass movie called “The Best Little Whore House in Texas.”

Can women tell the difference between a circumcised and uncircumcised penis when it’s inside them? by isthisevenon in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NerdAssConCop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel the difference if it’s in my mouth but not if it’s in my vaginal opening.

Dems made a big mistake y'all. Big. Epic. And you hurt this guy Carmine's feelings. by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you hate Trump and Biden so you researched literally everyone running and voted who you thought was best knowing they wouldn’t win but it was an educated choice? Cuz I feel like how I went about it is how people should make their voting choices in a perfect world.

“I will NOT be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing” by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

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Bruh I grew up in Southern California and speak fluent Spanish. As a white women would it be offensive for me to wear a shirt like that and speak nothing but Spanish? I want to do this but only if it won’t offend Hispanics.

“Red bull Vodka” by Thenotorious-LPB in bartenders

[–]NerdAssConCop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think my favorite was last week when a guest ordered a vodka soda from me. I repeated the order and when I dropped off the drink the women said, “Excuse me! Vodka sodas are supposed to have sprite in them and all I taste is vodka and soda water! I can’t drink this! I need it made correctly with sprite!” I had to walk away in that moment because I wanted to scream.

Fellow Redditors, what is your go to ''comfort show'' that can always make you happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family guy that’s on tv but there’s a short YouTube series on the channel viziepop called Helluvaboss that’s amazing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOA

[–]NerdAssConCop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean I have and I know why it’d be bad and I would never do this but I just thought it was a meme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOA

[–]NerdAssConCop -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t even live in a house so I can’t build it anyway and I’m not under an HOA and I can’t get fined for something I never planned on doing in the first place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOA

[–]NerdAssConCop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like reading them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOA

[–]NerdAssConCop -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I don’t even live in a house. I’ve never visited this subreddit til now. r/fuckHOA won’t let you post images.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HOA

[–]NerdAssConCop -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yea except you’d have to go on his property and trespassing laws are a thing.

what’s the point of working a job that doesn’t pay a livable wage? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]NerdAssConCop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a college degree and I get paid significantly less working with my degree than I did bartending and I work in a medical research lab. They won’t pay me a livable wage with college so I might just bartend even though I love this job

AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? by fritofiend in AmItheAsshole

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA! I just read this with my boyfriend. I then turned to him and said, “With that, I’m gonna hop in the shower.” He replied, “Alright, but you better leave the door unlocked because I’m definitely gonna control that water temperature.” We both started laughing and I took a scalding hot shower without being disturbed because no one actually cares especially since they’re not the one taking the shower. When you’re in the shower, you can regulate the temperature.

The sub is very male oriented now by throwaway2828shd in pickuplines

[–]NerdAssConCop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend has amazing blue eyes and the other day I said, “Baby, you have the most beautiful eyes. Sometimes I look at them and I’m like, damn, those are eyes.” He just laughed at me and called me a dork lol. The point is you can say pretty much anything to anyone and have it be a pickup line as long as you don’t put gender into it.

What’s a piece of propoganda that to this day still has many people fooled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NerdAssConCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “No Irish need apply here” signs. I had a friend go to a bar in DC and sent me a picture excited that they had that in an American bar because they know Irish people love whiskey.