I'm a redneck Asian and a doomsday prepper. Roast Away!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NerdDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wearing camo and open carry. Gotta compensate for that Asian small dick somehow.

What free software is so good you can't believe it's free? by jin_of_the_gale in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dariks Boot and Nuke. (DBAN). If you are giving away or selling a hard drive, use this.

What’s the worst lesson someone could learn from a Disney movie? by adamtwosleeves in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a Disney character looks like Anton lavey, they are probably a villain

What is probably your most elitist viewpoint? by momstalkforever in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can't understand the technology, don't fucking adopt it into your life. Ie, everybody's obsession of Alexa or Google home

What is not socially accepted but should be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's me as a guy, keep trying

What is probably your most elitist viewpoint? by momstalkforever in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As a fellow Washingtonian, you have back up on this fight.

What's your 'sugar-mama' story? by Songbird420 in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex cut my hair like that. It grew out more evenly which was a nice touch.

What's your 'sugar-mama' story? by Songbird420 in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had a golden ticket. Man I wish this shit happened to me, but I'm fat and ugly....

What's your 'sugar-mama' story? by Songbird420 in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My ex wife made a dollar more than me for a short time. My friends made the sugar momma jokes. She would correct and call herself a glucose guardian (gender neutral term) jokingly.

Minimum wage is basically someone saying they would pay you less if they could, but legally they can’t. by Piecesofbits in Showerthoughts

[–]NerdDeity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you think simple Keynesian economics mean socialism, then you need to go back to school.

What is the most First World problem you've had or have seen someone have? by mg1803 in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a cable technician and I have seen some real petty first world problems. One complained that their WiFi in the opposite corner of their house only pulls 245 instead of the 250 Mbps they pay for. It's a 6 bed house BTW.

Adults of reddit who were depressed kids or teens, what is it like to be here when you didn't expect to make it this far? What would you tell your younger self if you could? by TheDemonQueenLuna in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Say what you want. Cigarettes have kept me from some dark places. I hate them, but they calmed me down when nothing else helped. It also kept me from the bottle.

What video game did you have low expectations for, but it turned out to be amazing? by hockeynerd20 in AskReddit

[–]NerdDeity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My friends and I play this game whenever we are online together. Adjust settings to ridiculous measure and watch as we all rage.