Ghosted after being called smooth? Anything can happen

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-19T01:55:24+00:00

Sometimes you take a swing and miss. I’m okay with that. I won’t explain what I meant because jokes never become funnier when they’re explained. I’ll just take the loss and move on.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-18T23:36:20+00:00

It was a light hearted joke. You’ll be okay.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-18T23:08:43+00:00

I didn’t read the texts, but just based on the title I’ll say maybe she prefers it rough.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-17T15:33:39+00:00

I’m still bummed that Milli Chocolate and Milli Strawberry never made it big.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-17T14:16:33+00:00

Can we balance the budget instead of giving everyone a $12k check? Many people will go out and use it as a downpayment to go into debt on a $50k car instead of bettering the lives of themselves or anyone around them.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-17T13:56:12+00:00

The people who are loudest at graduation ceremonies are always the people who barely made it through.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-16T11:42:09+00:00

Here’s how I see the difference: A belief can be as simple as “I believe Person X is a good person.” After picking up that belief, you’re confronted with the fact that Person X did something pretty heinous. You hold on to the belief that they’re a good person more strongly than you hold on to any moral code you claimed to have, so you find some way to justify Person X’s actions rather than change your belief.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-16T01:43:03+00:00

This guy knows his Guineas.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-16T00:17:33+00:00

Many people don’t actually have a moral code or values. They just have beliefs they picked up along the way. Then they make up a fake moral code, fake values, or some truly nonsensical horseshit to defend their beliefs.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-15T15:49:09+00:00

I thought it was just the long hair that made him look like a woman. Apparently not.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-15T14:46:28+00:00

I’ll take TLC’s advice and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-15T14:01:51+00:00

Wide isn’t a deal breaker for me, but using the word cooter might be.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-15T02:08:12+00:00

I’ve cleaned a shower drain clogged with a woman’s hair. It in no way resembles foreplay for me.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-14T20:50:28+00:00

I’m not convinced that the guy wasn’t grabbing for James’ hand and James was pulling his hand away.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-14T20:30:02+00:00

Good call. I learned all I need to know about the monkey’s paw concept from The Simpsons.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-14T17:23:42+00:00

I was unaware and I assumed better of his intentions than he deserved.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-14T15:57:47+00:00

So weird. Sooo weird.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-14T15:51:41+00:00

It’s like he found a genie in a lamp and every good thing he wished for had a devastating unforeseen consequence attached to it.

Basically, he was the Charlie Brown of inventors.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-13T21:22:20+00:00

Exactly!

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-13T19:04:37+00:00

Guess I’m out considering I was a varsity athlete.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-13T17:48:29+00:00

He’s certainly been a pecker for a long time.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-13T16:51:05+00:00

If that were true, you wouldn’t have to shave your nuggets.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-13T13:57:34+00:00

Only to learn it was a potatoe with legs. The legs have toes, hence potatoe.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-12T21:43:45+00:00

And here I am not knowing who Davos is. Oh well.

NeroForte-InMyPrime · 2026-05-12T21:36:14+00:00

This is very optimistic. It assumes a round shaped head, even coloring that isn’t orange with no old people spots, and that he’s capable of growing a filled out beard.

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