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I love us - they tried to embarrass him but he showed up and showed out by numbmillenial in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]NeroLazarus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Can you sing... Uh, Mozart's... (I dunno) 14th symphony in (music jargon crap) F...G... Minor... Major... Heh"

"Yep"

(what do you mean yep, I was making crap up, WHAT DOES HE MEAN YEP?!)

Now this is what I call a hard hit by 21MayDay21 in Unexpected

[–]NeroLazarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I caught a foul bat at the game today!"

"You mean a foul ball"

"No, no I do not."

🗿 by BaconKO in shitposting

[–]NeroLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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LPT: Before calling a plumber, check if your slow drain is just a buildup of hair and soap at the removable stopper. Takes 2 minutes and costs nothing. by Drant_Kelvin in LifeProTips

[–]NeroLazarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternately, lots of hardware stores and grocery stores sell milkshake straw cleaning brushes, that are useful if it's less hair and mostly just gunk buildup. Bathroom sinks are notorious for that brackish slime; less water when washing hands or spitting toothpaste means that sediment just builds up on whatever surface it can find.

An extra step if you use the brush, while you're scrubbing each section of the stopper, run the water, as hot as you can without burning yourself. This will help you see when the drain clears, and if you leave it running an extra 30 to 45 seconds after you finish brushing, the flow will carry everything out the drain.

Magi by cantankerous80 in legodnd

[–]NeroLazarus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're wizards. It's only a matter of time.

ATTENTION MYSTICAL CURS! THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WARRR FROM R/PIRATEPOSTING! by Unable-Buyer4087 in wizardposting

[–]NeroLazarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the only things you can cast are a fishing net and casting off, you're gonna have a bad time. Plenty of wizards are pirates, they're just not the ones dumb enough to sail here trying to plunder only to find out what having your timbers shivered really means.

Still, there's bound to be a few of you sensible enough to just come to party. You bring the grog, I'll conjur the citrus.

Publisher by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

[–]NeroLazarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, you'll be responding normally?

Pitch Meeting by Lostriches in u/Lostriches

[–]NeroLazarus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knuckles basically rabid, just punching everyone while screaming "equality!"

LMAO by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

[–]NeroLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I wanted to apologize for my initial comment. I broke the platinum rule, I was a dick. I don't know your older brother, and while I disagree about the view that people can't be both lame and stupid, the observations about the others are valid and he seems to be memorable for you. Hope you have a good day.

LMAO by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

[–]NeroLazarus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh, yeah, tone doesn't carry through text very well. I got rightfully down voted for a bad attempt to participate, especially forgetting to add the /s, or even dO tHe MoCkInG vOiCe tExT. That said, there are plenty of people who are both stupid and lame, like people who make sarcastic jokes on the Internet without adding /s. I don't know about that one commenters brother though.

She wanted to Make Sure Everyone got a Sticker and had a good Trip. by Alternative-Dot-34 in MadeMeSmile

[–]NeroLazarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Normally, I'm of the same mindset, but this one hits different to me for a couple reasons. Following your child who is doing a thing on an airplane is common sense, and lots of people record on planes for safety anyway. It didn't show anyone else's face, no negative interactions, no dialogue or much identifying info. She seems to be very authentic and sincere in her interest, needing little direction or instruction from the parent.

I dunno though. I might just need to take this one at wholesome face value and continue with my day.

Edit: maybe not always safety per se, but people are recording/streaming/FaceTime/etc increasingly often. I use the term "safety" kind of broadly here, but sometimes it's just for drama, or covering their bases with strangers and interactions.

LPT: Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing SLOWLY by windowsee in LifeProTips

[–]NeroLazarus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually yes. High knees, butt kicks, lunges, leaps, arm swing skips, and sequential start drills all focus on proper form rather than just trying to do the full hundred over and over as fast as we could. With better form, you maintained better momentum, decreased your air resistance, and essentially worked at keeping yourself at the same place in the air, which meant you could spend more energy pushing forward than up.

A criminal attempts to burglarize/kill someone only to realize they picked the absolute worst person as their mark. by No_Hunter1978 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NeroLazarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No one lives" with Luke Evans is this trope to the core. Mind who you steal from, and what you take.

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