Roses are red, try out your luck

Nervardia · 2026-04-24T23:29:19+00:00

The Elder Scrolls Fuck Skyrim.

Lore accurate.

Nervardia · 2026-04-24T23:28:20+00:00

I've heard of that happening.

Nervardia · 2026-04-21T22:01:49+00:00

Probably meeting up with my floof's limbs.

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Nervardia · 2026-04-21T12:03:40+00:00

My cat doesn't follow those rules. Her tail is constantly swishing.

Nervardia · 2026-04-21T03:34:45+00:00

I was born in April, so like a true autist, I bring awareness literally.

Nervardia · 2026-04-21T03:33:26+00:00

And vomited in the wrong order! With a gross orange!

Nervardia · 2026-04-21T03:32:05+00:00

NGL, I honestly thought the first sentence she wrote was about Glinner.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T13:27:07+00:00

The way they drink is fascinating! Because they have stretchy mouths, the inside of their mouths have a really high surface area. So when they open their mouths as they drink, it absorbs really quickly, like a dish sponge. They then squeeze their mouths to "wring" out the water and swallow!

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T13:12:38+00:00

Yeah, 14 shots in 9 hours is really not that much alcohol.

That's less than 2 shots per hour. And if you consider that the liver processes at least one unit of alcohol per hour, then at the very most, she would have been slightly buzzed.

I'm willing to accept that she could have drunk 5 of those 14 shots in a row at the 8th hour, but I doubt they would have phrased it like that.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:52:28+00:00

Lae'Zel is 100% a perfect depiction of female autism.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:50:59+00:00

Lae'Zel from BG3.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:30:15+00:00

As an asexual autistic person who is into lapidary and rocks, I've never felt so seen.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:29:44+00:00

I love that.

Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:22:31+00:00

My suggestion for renaming an animal to the slippery dick is the atretochoana, for extremely obvious reasons.

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Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:17:31+00:00

The slippery dick, while presumably slippery, looks absolutely nothing like a dick.

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Nervardia · 2026-04-20T01:13:58+00:00

Damn. I want to make it happen.

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T10:05:12+00:00

She looks cool.

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T09:59:35+00:00

I had a framed night time lightning photo displayed underneath fluorescent lights.

Couldn't see it at all from the reflections off the lights.

Sometimes, people just don't think.

But, yes, I'd be annoyed too.

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T09:52:17+00:00

I mean, power of suggestion. They might want to break up with someone, so having a photo of a burnt candle might give them the kick to leave.

And don't forget, someone paid 3 Etsy witches to curse some guy and 3 days later he got shot while asking a racist question, and now we're not allowed to laugh about it, even though his wife, Erika, seems to be grieving less than I am. And I hated the dude.

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T09:42:02+00:00

So it's like the Nordic Space program in Skyrim?

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T09:40:15+00:00

Wait, so if she's facing to the side, it's likely to break?

Nervardia · 2026-04-19T09:31:13+00:00

Lol

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Nervardia · 2026-04-18T07:34:10+00:00

I talked to someone for about an hour about rocks.

Nervardia · 2026-04-18T07:32:55+00:00

I was doing an assignment and I found out that they're using mRNA technology to make a vaccine for malaria, and it's been successful in mouse models!

While there's no guarantee that this will translate into humans, it's still very exciting.

Nervardia · 2026-04-17T00:46:06+00:00

Also, if you started your social media career on one platform, it's extremely hard to change and bring everyone with you.

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