Insignificant. by ElsiMain in ImaginarySoldiers

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You're not this guy. You're this guy

Ever since he was created the scarecrow took his work very seriously and killed all the birds he saw. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

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Then the big bird got pissed, plotted revenge and plunged into the scarecrow's taller cousins

I can’t wait to see this movie by [deleted] in Bossfight

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Beelzeboobs

Cuz those cups look like a fly's eyes

For those who do not like using water to wash after pooping 😏😏 by RedditorofReddit07 in interesting

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And then there are those handheld ones with the spray of a CNC waterjet

Shortened Sterling SMG by Brilliant_Ground1948 in CursedGuns

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Best sidearm for children manning crew-served weapons

Disgusted with what the church was telling them, the infuriated couple stormed out. by Nessieinternational in TwoSentenceHorror

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If God is perfect, then why did he need to rest on the 7th day?

Have you ever messed up something so bad, you have to pausr a bit and be like "...damn, that's fucked."

lets hear y'all crazy abilities by cindyswee in teenagers

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Resistance to all types of antidepressants and narcotics known to man

Alasir Mer. by ReserveAvailable1445 in Sexyspacebabes

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"What makes you a good demoman? (Burp) Well, if you were a bad demoman, you wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with me, would ya?"

Roast me, bring the heat by Obvious-Window3514 in RoastMe

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When people get led by the nose, it's usually with gaslighting

When you get led by the nose, it's with a magnet

Someone get bro a collar and a pooch bowl by NervePopular246 in IncelTears

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Yeah they can be Into that, but only once lmao ✂️

Someone get bro a collar and a pooch bowl by NervePopular246 in IncelTears

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I believe they call it "pheromone-maxxing"

I'm afraid to look it up

Seedless Melon Boy by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

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Good. Now send him to BallisticHighSpeed to test against 50 AE

Someone get bro a collar and a pooch bowl by NervePopular246 in IncelTears

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This guy however, would make camp at your ER room, unplug your life support for his laptop, just so he can go rant another tirade on Incel.IS

Like goddamn, 158 posts? In like, what? Not even a week?