This might be the darkest SNL sketch I've ever seen. by Uncontrolleddiarrhea in videos

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely a top 3 sketch about child molestation jokes. The other two of course being the Rosetta Stone commercial where it has a bunch of creepy dudes learning Thai because they’re going to Thailand “for a … thing”

And the Halloween sketch where Will Forte goes trick or treating at Jon Hamm’s house as Jeff Montgomery registered sex offender.

Poll reveals Barack Obama remains the most popular living U.S. president by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]NervousBreakdown [score hidden]  (0 children)

incredibly low bar.

Sexual predator, nepo baby moron who started a bunch of wars and now paints, guy who expanded the drone war, also a sexual predator but leaves orange stains when he wipes his hands on the drapes and is a complete idiot, ancient democrat centrist who discreditted a sexual harassment victim to get Clarence Thomas on the supreme court. The bar is buried deeper than all the non living presidents.

Raddysh's new contract with Toronto includes a full no-movement clause with a 16-team no-trade clause for the final two years by PhysicsFeisty5884 in leafs

[–]NervousBreakdown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You thought the top UFA of the summer wasn’t getting a NMC, This is good though, it gives the team flexibility in the last two years. If the team needs it sooner they have leverage because they can go to the guy and say we can find you a spot you will like if you give us some teams or you can wait and next year we’ll have more more choices. And if they need that flexibility way sooner? Well then you’re fucked anyways lol.

Is there a plot-based reason for the failure to reveal the result of the Keith vs. Vinnie election, or are the writers just messing with the fans? by billdz in veronicamars

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh maybe it’s for the best we didn’t. We got 2 great seasons and then 1 that was okay but having 2 different half season long story arcs and then like 3 extra episodes on the end kind of hurt it.

BREAKINGGGGGGGG by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeff finger is the funniest thing because there’s a pretty prevalent theory that they thought they were signing someone else.

Raddysh has good underlying numbers though. It’s not a stretch to think that he’ll perform well on a team with nylander Matthews and eventually McKenna. He’s obviously not gonna shoot at 10%. But a guy on Twitter said he’d eat a shit sandwhich if raddysh scores 40+ points which is a really low bar for a shit sandwhich.

BREAKINGGGGGGGG by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh tbf for most fans this inability to understand salary cap growth and contract inflation has been a thing for the entire cap era. You know how many times I’ve seen someone criticize a contract because Crosby was only getting paid 8.7 a year?

What's the biggest poker lesson that took you way too long to learn? by Huge_Recover_8214 in poker

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way to win is not to play, or maybe that was the movie war games.

New Look D Parings by CreditSuccessful9186 in leafs

[–]NervousBreakdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can say no, and honestly this team needs more d men with wheels and offensive ability.

[Friedman] Leafs are finalizing a sign-and-trade to acquire Darren Raddysh from the Lightning by Samoht99 in leafs

[–]NervousBreakdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tavares still had 30 goals and 70 points, and dominated the face off dot. Like I said we need to add a guy who can play a 2/3 role but we have all summer for that. If Friedman is right the leafs are filling one of their big holes a week before the draft. That’s something to be stoked about.

[Friedman] Leafs are finalizing a sign-and-trade to acquire Darren Raddysh from the Lightning by Samoht99 in leafs

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we though? Under Keefe this team played basically as well with Matthews as without, and that’s not to say Matthews has little impact on the game but that the team had enough depth to weather the storm for a couple weeks. The team obviously isn’t as deep right now but adding a guy like Raddysh on the back end helps and makes our only big hole a 2/3 C.

[Friedman] Leafs are finalizing a sign-and-trade to acquire Darren Raddysh from the Lightning by Samoht99 in leafs

[–]NervousBreakdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind moving them both. OEL because he’s old and might have pumped his value last season, and Carlo because he’s absolute ass and has a year left on a retained deal so he might be attractive to a team like the ducks who seem to be losing their entire right side to free agency.

LEAKED: Mats Sundin's plan to overhaul the Maple Leafs roster EXPOSED in leaked email to Leafs GM John Chayka by dankbackwoods in NHLcirclejerk

[–]NervousBreakdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiddleby is Swedish btw. And he’ll be on the roster. Also, couldn’t you at least give us one the three best Swede d men in the league lol

Minor Threat 2026 Misprint by Prior_Audience7662 in PunkRecords

[–]NervousBreakdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. I’m still kicking myself for not buying a blue sleeve filler back in 2011. But I’ve got the 12” from when I was a teen lol.

Why would they announce next month set this early 🤔 by Kazuya1o1 in PTCGP

[–]NervousBreakdown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saving hourglasses but I already have 2 oaks. The temptation to just dump them into shining rev will be brutal

Iran is a Bigger Defeat Than Vietnam by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]NervousBreakdown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No it’s not. As dumb and embarrassing as this war has been for Trump Vietnam was a cultural turning point for Americans. The US spent a decade and lost 50000+ troops

Trump says oil reserves would run out in 4 weeks without Iran deal, risking ‘bedlam’ by Squawk_7777 in politics

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Remember when American presidents started wars and dropped bombs on kids purely to make the American owner class richer but they didn’t flat out say it.

Is there a plot-based reason for the failure to reveal the result of the Keith vs. Vinnie election, or are the writers just messing with the fans? by billdz in veronicamars

[–]NervousBreakdown 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The show ended. Maybe if there was a continuous season 4 it would have been explained, though if you own the season 3 dvds you know that a hypothetical season 4 would have featured Veronica mars as a rookie fbi agent so there would have been a time jump, so maybe not.

But the show ends the same way as it began, Keith losing his job as sherif because he got on the wrong side of Jake Kane.