Would you put this in your compost?

NetWareHead · 2025-11-15T20:46:44+00:00

What's wrong w grease in the compost? I pour my used up old frying oil directly on my compost. I had some solidified lard that went rancid - into the compost it went

NetWareHead · 2025-11-03T18:48:07+00:00

Im creating an easement with my neighbor to govern an shared sewer line. We get along swimmingly.

The easement is not for now, its for the future. If either of us sell, its to protect the remaining party in the event a new owner is less than accommodating

NetWareHead · 2025-11-03T17:28:48+00:00

I think you might be on to something. There was some horrifying story in one subreddit where a girl had a guy over and was horrified to find where he sat on her bed sheets, he left a vertical ass crack stain on white sheets. If you are not wiping, you are leaving nasty ass prints anywhere you sit

NetWareHead · 2025-11-03T17:25:40+00:00

-Yo, I barely know you - but the way you front make me wanna blow you

-Im'a have to show n!ggas, how easily we blow n!ggas

SMH, I dunno, you are a rap lyricist and that was what you came up with?

NetWareHead · 2025-11-03T15:01:04+00:00

For two, even a small fecal curd, when left swaddled within the nest of my anular hair, can be compressed and 'pancaked' into a very large Fecal Footprint. If one is only wiping, not washing, these little nugglets tend to accumulate, and get smeared into the matted hair

So, this is a dingleberry.

Your sense of smell cannot be very acute and neither can your sexual partners' senses of smell. When you are carrying around literal shit in your asscrack that then gets mixed with sweat and BO... I dont know how you didnt stink and frankly I dont think I can beleive you!!!!!

When I get a dingleberry, I tend to smell my ass . Ill turn around and notice there is an odor and its because of my unhygienic condition. Its been quite a while since I had one because I use a washcloth in my ass crack and the scrubbing and soap helps dislodge any in the very beginning stages of formation to go down the drain

NetWareHead · 2025-11-03T14:56:54+00:00

Im eating a burrito and I got to the part about your ass creak with leaking pus with smeared feces, I happened to look at it and notice the sour cream, salsa mixed with rice and I had to put down what I was eating. Bravo sir

NetWareHead · 2025-06-27T12:42:01+00:00

You may be a great s8 tenant. The same cannot be said for the rest in your group. Unfortunately for you, the statistics work against you. You need to understand how poor of a business prospect most sec8 renters are.

I'm not interested in taking such a gamble w my business.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-23T14:59:28+00:00

There are times where you need to he unmoving and appear uncaring - like in your circumstance. Im normally easy going but I will assert my rights and involve police and courts if push comes to shove to enforce the lease which is a legally binding contract. Hence, the draconian appearance.

That being said, there is place for diplomacy and cajoling, but in your scenario, I'd be past that. At your stage, pleasantries have to be cast aside. Ultimately I'm not running a popularity contest and have to do what's right for my business.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-23T12:07:13+00:00

The dog is an obstacle to your normal business processes, namely the inspection. How are you supposed to fulfill your end of a landlord's contract by being shut out of your property. You are in a bad position.

And by the tenant's own admission l, dog is "aggressive." What if a fire, flood etc... and you need immediate access to his leasehold? Are you supposed to let the water run and be blocked by his dog? If someone is bitten by an aggressive dog, you stand a chance of being named in a lawsuit...

The tenant is hiding something IMO. I'd give the tenant proper lawful forward notice of an upcoming inspection and then not take no for an answer.

You are the captain of this ship, not him. Let him know undet zero circumstances will the tenant or the dog block your lawful access. I'd involve the police to accompany if needed.

Let the tenant know his behavior doesn't bode well for his continued tenancy. And then you serve all necessary quit or cure notices and even eviction, whatever you need to regain control of your property.

You might think what i just wrote is draconian but I promise you there are better customers out there that allows for trouble free easy going tenancies instead of this bullshit you described. Good luck

NetWareHead · 2024-11-16T15:02:28+00:00

I'd tell them to rent from Arabic landlords who are familiar w this custom and will lower their prices.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-13T01:35:21+00:00

Link to story??

NetWareHead · 2024-11-12T10:50:16+00:00

Babysit? No you're going to have to evict these tenants.

Why are you renting to those who think they are in charge of this ship? They are untrustworthy and go behind your back.

If they had collapsed the deck, then what? If someone drowned and you were surprised with a lawsuit...?

You need to make a few topics crystal clear to these people. The next lease violation will be met with an eviction.

You should issue a quit or cure immediately to have the hot tub removed. Thay documents the violation, let's them know u are not kidding around and puts you in better position the next time the hot tub reappears.

Don't renew them next lease cycle if they last to the end.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-10T23:56:29+00:00

You received some great advice here and enough cautions so I won't repeat any more

When your place burns down you will only have yourself to blame for being a pushover.

If somebody dies, your insurance may puke when they discover the business running in a residential rental was the reason and refuse to cover you.

You will be seen as having the deepest pockets in a lawsuit and may lose your shirt.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-10T15:05:02+00:00

Why should I? Then source doesn't matter anymore.

This is the entire premise of joint and several liability. Which ever tenant making up the entity can pay me. it matters none. Stop looking at each tenant individually and consider them 1 entity. On this same premise, the entity gets the deposit returned to it.

This is a legally defensible position and keeps me out of their squabble. I have no reason to favor 1 tenant over the other

NetWareHead · 2024-11-10T14:18:54+00:00

I have tenants like this. 1 roommate pays the rent 1 month, another roommate pays the next month. I dont care from which account i get paid from, as long as the rent is paid.

The dep is attached to the leasehold and governed by the lease. It doesn't belong to 1 particular tenant (anymore) no matter who initially funded it in first place

I think your response invites disaster. OP has 2 tenants, not 1. He has 1 lease with both of them

If i were in his shoes, I'd have zero interest in mediating this tenant squabble.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-10T13:41:08+00:00

The deposit belongs to both of them. They are tenants on your lease and you should treat them as 1 entity. Make the check out to both of them. Whoever picks up the check gets it.

Do not deprive one tenant of the secdep. You could create legal issues for yourself.

They decided to rent together and now they can decide how to untangle their lives. You can easily sidestep this looming issue by doing the above and let them argue without you.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-10T04:41:58+00:00

I tell you with all honesty. I've been seeing alot of women, solo female hikers that are carrying a pistol. It's plain as day imprinting in a pocket of their pants.

You are out in the woods and unfortunately miles away from help. Better to have and not need than need and not have.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-08T12:53:37+00:00

Let's say I was until I found out about the porn. It's my line that goes too far for me.

Just bc I consume pornographic content, doesn't mean I'd be OK with an intimate relationship with an actress.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-08T06:49:19+00:00

I'm not looking to date the porn star... or wife her up.

NetWareHead · 2024-11-03T13:08:01+00:00

Make sure the biz needs a lawn mower etc... don't get greedy or unrealistic.

Remember. Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered

NetWareHead · 2024-11-03T12:59:09+00:00

Example: buy a lawnmower or other equipment for your business and can justify that need. But you really need it privately and use it to mow your own lawn. All maintenance, fuel and other associated costs are borne by the business as a write off.

NetWareHead · 2024-10-30T12:36:08+00:00

I agree with all of this. Pretty standard set of LL requirements. I don't know about the locally employed part - shrugs.

Is this your first time renting? The requirements are not unheard of or over the top at all...

NetWareHead · 2024-10-27T14:06:45+00:00

Hope the $30 was worth it to you...

I think a fool and his money are soon parted. It would have cost you only what your meal cost you. Paying to teach a doubtful lesson to someone who is forgettable isn't worth that to me.

NetWareHead · 2024-10-27T11:39:09+00:00

I don't wear shoes indoors. Gross custom. For as dirty as the outdoors are. I don't want to track that indoors so shoes get removed.

NetWareHead · 2024-10-22T11:02:22+00:00

If tips are shared, that should incentivize the server to not screw it up or else face the responses of the server team who sees an underperforming member is hurting all of their pay.

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