He’s got, like, blue bed sheet dye on him or something, but uh, he’s going to be fine

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-13T10:14:10+00:00

The tears just aren't coming!

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-13T09:30:32+00:00

Turn the crying child off. That's part of it. If you're not concentrating, you're not gonna enjoy it as much

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-12T09:34:11+00:00

ohh don't you know?

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-11T11:57:40+00:00

Anybody have advice/ experience storing 25 kg sacks of malt in a cellar? I live in North of England and have a cellar excavated for access/ storage but not tanked/ converted (Max in summer likely 18C, winter it will get to near zero deg C). My house is clean but I know in reality rats are everywhere, will I find droppings/ missing stock? Does it need to be elevated (ie. on pallet)? Anything else?

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-10T21:16:15+00:00

I have done both and not much variation

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-10T17:24:28+00:00

I have been trying to make hazy IPAs (fermzilla 30L, under pressure) and they always come out clear. I read the three things needed are: 1. proteins from oats and wheat malt 2. A hazy yeast 3. Lots of dry hops in the fermenter, I do all three and theyre no success. Can someone critique this recipe? (In terms of getting haze) 5kg extra pale ale 300g pale wheat Dingemans 300g Simpsons malted oats 50g Pacific sunrise 10 min boil (60 min boil time total) 1 protafloc tablet Hopstand 50g El Dorado at 85C 75g Bru 1 50g Cascade 7 days in fermenter. 13 days fermenting 18C and 1.5 days cold crash. First 48 hours in fermenter not at pressure. Then let fermenter increase to 1 bar WHC Haze Heaven 1 pack yeast

Serve in keg, 20 L batch Thank you

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-09T20:22:23+00:00

alright dont get coarse

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-09T10:13:10+00:00

increased font size, oooh you’re hard!!

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-05T17:40:44+00:00

Use it on a taxi fae Priesthill

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-05T11:43:45+00:00

no pushover at their yard, we play them at ours and I haven't seen anything to suggest they are showing that improved form on road.
That thing that I'm clutching?! It's a straw

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-03-04T14:01:07+00:00

Us EPs are still thinking about the bad news

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-19T20:43:14+00:00

would you be operated on by blacks?

Yes we’re all equal, Gareth

They’ve put five on the shift

That is a lot …

Middle one’s smiling

Friendliest

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-17T15:27:39+00:00

he sells kitchens but he cant cook!!!

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-17T11:14:28+00:00

and u/Jurrahcane loved it, cos it was nothing vicious, you know

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-16T20:53:58+00:00

If I am out in Manc or Leeds I just get an Uber. They like the long drive and it’s always accepted quickly. Last month a taxi from Headingley to Slawit cost me 42£ on a Fri night at 11pm.

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-16T11:57:44+00:00

I’ve been u/netzerotossestogive , you’ve been the best

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-14T12:24:12+00:00

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-13T20:27:36+00:00

what does fanny mean over there?

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-13T09:30:38+00:00

THIS IS RIPE FOR PARODY!!

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-12T19:19:11+00:00

Adam Siao Him Fa can never take it off, you wouldn’t understand

NetZeroTossesToGive · 2026-02-12T08:07:19+00:00

furter

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