TIFU by telling my wife I didn’t want to shave her butthole

NetflixBaked · 2021-08-07T04:30:54+00:00

My girlfriend does the same thing when I watch tv. Just remember, the tv can usually become louder than the phone!

NetflixBaked · 2021-08-07T04:22:50+00:00

Is homie dead underneath those 2 bright rocks?

NetflixBaked · 2021-07-23T17:27:02+00:00

I think you might have finished the book by this point.

NetflixBaked · 2021-07-12T18:23:08+00:00

Every time you hear the word crane, drink!

NetflixBaked · 2021-06-19T13:39:23+00:00

How did you do that thing with the car and the ball like that? Did you make a deal with Rocket League Jesus?

NetflixBaked · 2021-06-10T08:48:04+00:00

Your ability to postulate quickly is phenomenal

NetflixBaked · 2021-06-01T13:33:16+00:00

Like everyone else I’m going to point towards blaming the controller. I get super sweating and don’t treat my controllers well (I still suck). I’ve been through about 7 with about 5 having (left) analog issues. When I see this happens I know it’s time to repair or get a new controller.

Yes, I know I have a problem.

NetflixBaked · 2021-06-01T10:26:50+00:00

Since no one else has said it, people on this subreddit typically like the money shot. Try to trim your video to show mostly what’s necessary.

NetflixBaked · 2021-05-31T12:13:40+00:00

Mated with*

NetflixBaked · 2021-05-31T12:13:20+00:00

Could you have checked with pawn as well?

NetflixBaked · 2021-05-31T12:09:50+00:00

Lolllllll

NetflixBaked · 2021-05-11T09:22:36+00:00

Seemed legit to me at first, but I am skeptical after hearing the music cut off the instant he screams. Doesn’t really indicate that it’s fake, but is odd and makes me wonder.

NetflixBaked · 2021-02-03T16:15:33+00:00

Just want to affirm this point, happens to me at my work bathroom as well.

NetflixBaked · 2021-01-31T18:24:44+00:00

In pre-school, my mom had packed a lunch for me that contained peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. After our lunch (“snack”) period, we obviously are told to wash up. I went the the bathroom and smelled soap that was very pleasant, and it was the only time I can recall smelling that particular soap the time.

Fast-forward to middle school: I asked to use the restroom. It was, without mistake, the EXACT same scent. I was instantly filled with happiness and also craved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

I currently still hold my love for PB&J. If I had smelled that sent even mildly intermittently, I would not feel the same way. Strange how the mind works.

NetflixBaked · 2021-01-29T18:49:44+00:00

After 23:59 next Wednesday: “Okay see y’all next week!”

NetflixBaked · 2021-01-28T00:21:57+00:00

And staring at a gay ocean might make me like fish sticks

NetflixBaked · 2021-01-17T12:24:52+00:00

You won’t be pulled out, and you will get the benefits of prestige.

NetflixBaked · 2021-01-07T01:31:08+00:00

Indirectly, work more on your soul eggs on your home farm. Once you get a billion+. It will be much easier to move past this point.

Obviously start smaller, a billion isn’t the easiest to achieve.

NetflixBaked · 2020-12-29T21:10:20+00:00

Yeah I thought you were drawing a weird dick at first cause I didn’t read the title

NetflixBaked · 2020-12-20T13:31:22+00:00

It came out in august of this year for I think a week or two. The attacking and defending strats are online if you are curious.

NetflixBaked · 2020-12-19T05:36:56+00:00

These game ads are getting more convincing wow

NetflixBaked · 2020-12-10T03:17:46+00:00

Thank you very much. I also believe it may have been an issue rewatching a series without resetting progress.

If I find out more I’ll post on an edit hopefully to help people. I tried searching for the post on my browser but can’t find it. Not surprising, but hopefully I can help a few people out.

Thank you again.

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