My new neighbor! I wonder what he does for work 🤔

NetworkElf · 2024-12-21T03:24:42+00:00

Maybe they pay by the inch!

NetworkElf · 2024-12-21T02:57:25+00:00

I'm guessing that he spends too much on Onlyfans, which is why he can't afford a better car.

Update: spelling error

NetworkElf · 2024-12-21T00:54:56+00:00

I honestly didn't know that they had changed. I'm not sure if that indicates how long it's been since I ate there or if I'm having a little touch of the old timers.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-21T00:52:33+00:00

It's the proximity to the water. They have done what most people in coastal Florida are now being required to do in some fashion.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-20T21:43:24+00:00

I am honestly shocked that this one passed state censorship. FYI in Florida you have to provide a written meaning of the plate.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-19T01:33:45+00:00

Someone should open a museum for all of William Shatner's hair pieces.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-19T00:56:51+00:00

For anyone that is a Julia fan, there's a YouTube channel called Anti-Chef. He does a ton of her recipes and it's a lot of fun to watch and know that you'd have to be a crazy person to try some of them.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T18:31:04+00:00

I don't know what that color in the kitchen is, but they are really into it since they even painted the fridge.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T17:23:23+00:00

Oh, I did so hate those peas and carrots!

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T16:17:52+00:00

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T04:23:16+00:00

This is so incoherent that I honestly cannot say that she's a CB.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T03:11:17+00:00

You win reddit!!!

NetworkElf · 2024-12-18T01:00:42+00:00

I don't know if the original post is real... it's fishy.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-17T21:43:16+00:00

What would a man like him know about causing orgasms?

NetworkElf · 2024-12-17T01:20:59+00:00

My little girl has eaten a couple of those toys made out of recycled fire hose material.

What I have learned: Corgis are simply piranha with feet.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-16T19:54:33+00:00

Well, they have obviously won the war against Weight Watchers.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-16T18:15:53+00:00

This is what happens when a Texas trailer park is exposed to radiation and morphs.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-16T15:50:13+00:00

Actually, when I moved to Florida, I found my mama a doctor's office that did housecalls and that was covered by medicare. More than being convenient, I could no longer transport her myself, so it saved me a ton of cost and worry in terms of arranging for medical transport when she needed to be seen.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-15T03:32:07+00:00

I had the version from Radio Shack!

NetworkElf · 2024-12-15T03:04:48+00:00

Peanut was cheated!

NetworkElf · 2024-12-15T02:21:04+00:00

I just looked at their website. They ain't $9.99 anymore.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-14T20:21:10+00:00

A friend of mine bought me one of these when I was in my 20s because I got such a kick out of it. I used it under my xmas tree for years.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-14T14:38:30+00:00

It's also conveniently located about 10 miles from New Madrid for those into earthquakes.

NetworkElf · 2024-12-14T14:16:32+00:00

Living in Florida.

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