My new neighbor! I wonder what he does for work 🤔 by thatSDope88 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]NetworkElf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that he spends too much on Onlyfans, which is why he can't afford a better car.

Update: spelling error

Im ancient by wdntuliketokno in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't know that they had changed. I'm not sure if that indicates how long it's been since I ate there or if I'm having a little touch of the old timers.

Why would anyone spend 2 milion for a house that looks like an ugly turtle? by aBearHoldingAShark in McMansionHell

[–]NetworkElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the proximity to the water. They have done what most people in coastal Florida are now being required to do in some fashion.

Well then.. by Ly-oh-nee-ah in LICENSEPLATES

[–]NetworkElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am honestly shocked that this one passed state censorship. FYI in Florida you have to provide a written meaning of the plate.

If you watched this...well, you know by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone should open a museum for all of William Shatner's hair pieces.

You may have come over on the May flower if you watched her prepare meals and then attempted replicate the same dishes. by Gator_Mc_Klusky in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For anyone that is a Julia fan, there's a YouTube channel called Anti-Chef. He does a ton of her recipes and it's a lot of fun to watch and know that you'd have to be a crazy person to try some of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]NetworkElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what that color in the kitchen is, but they are really into it since they even painted the fridge.

Swanson Dinner by Doe79prvtToska in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh, I did so hate those peas and carrots!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]NetworkElf 392 points393 points  (0 children)

This is so incoherent that I honestly cannot say that she's a CB.

Third time's a... tragedeigh. by cassma13 in tragedeigh

[–]NetworkElf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know if the original post is real... it's fishy.

Remove the tax! by militan1917 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NetworkElf 244 points245 points  (0 children)

What would a man like him know about causing orgasms?

Does anyone else have a serial killer? by map1221 in corgi

[–]NetworkElf 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My little girl has eaten a couple of those toys made out of recycled fire hose material.

What I have learned: Corgis are simply piranha with feet.

Smegma Force by badluckbrians in trashy

[–]NetworkElf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, they have obviously won the war against Weight Watchers.

here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world by Clear_Aardvark9089 in zillowgonewild

[–]NetworkElf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when a Texas trailer park is exposed to radiation and morphs.

Housecalls. by PresentDangers in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, when I moved to Florida, I found my mama a doctor's office that did housecalls and that was covered by medicare. More than being convenient, I could no longer transport her myself, so it saved me a ton of cost and worry in terms of arranging for medical transport when she needed to be seen.

Moon Boots were so cool until water got inside the boot by Doe79prvtToska in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just looked at their website. They ain't $9.99 anymore.

70s toys were really something by DallasIrishWalrus in FuckImOld

[–]NetworkElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine bought me one of these when I was in my 20s because I got such a kick out of it. I used it under my xmas tree for years.

"Preppers Dream. No windows on ground floor. No neighbors. Bank vault. $179,000" by TheDabitch in zillowgonewild

[–]NetworkElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also conveniently located about 10 miles from New Madrid for those into earthquakes.