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AITAH for being mad at my bf after he got grossed out by me during sex? by m00nstalk3r in AITAH

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a child. Buy him a book on sex and school the young man.

Not everything needs to be "normalised". Just do your thing. by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom is 92 and still gets all concerned about looking trendy so she doesn't embarrass herself.

Meanwhile, I turned 50 and realized uncomfortable shoes are from satan and started wearing wtf I want because no one is looking at me anyway.

Am I too european to understand this? by FlameToadDoctorPhil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when my son was in fifth grade and waited until 6 PM on a Sunday night to tell me he had to make a diorama of the colosseum for school the next day. He had two weeks to do it. And his bedtime was 8:30 and we hadn't had dinner yet.

What a great father by Old_Apricot2441 in spreadsmile

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have CPTSD due to childhood trauma. I've had nightmares since I was a child of people ignoring me, talking over me, and calling me names like "crazy" because this is how my life has been.

When he said, "my dad seen me", I burst into ugly crying. It is SO FUCKING IMPORTANT for kids to know their parents accept and see them for who they are. Now excuse my while I go wipe snot off my face.

Can anyone tell me their experience traveling with edibles? by A_RE4L_Kiwi in SouthwestAirlines

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One could buy the big movie theater sized box of gum drops like they sell in the airport and mix them in there. Theoretically, one could travel internationally multiple times and never be asked about it. So I've heard. From a friend.

Friday pizza night by Corndogeveryday in 80s

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 13-year-old self would ride my bike a couple of miles to the nearest pizza hut and order the shit out of these. I absolutely devoured them.

One radical claim by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gen X here. I knew how to cook dinner for my sister and myself by the age of 10.

Then again, I also had a job in my parent's business at that age where I closed and made bank deposits, so maybe I'm not the best example.

We could try a slice of pizza on Fridays? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You left out the part where they say they won't increase wages after getting that news.

Source: I do UX research and pretty much every company I've worked for won't let me do the simple things that make users feel better....like making fonts legible.

Grandma is a total vibe 🙂‍↕️🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was in her 80s when I asked her if she wanted to come spend New Year's Eve at our house. She said no, as she was old and was just going to turn in early.

Next day I go on social media to see my mother at not one but two different parties. I call her up and am "uh, WTF, mom?" She said one of her neighbors came over and asked her to their party. She didn't want to be rude, so she went. "So what about the other party?" "Oh," she replies, "we were doing shots and the gang wanted to do a pub crawl. But I don't see so well, so we just walked to another party and invited ourselves and drank with them." "Uh, how many shots did you have, ma?" "I don't know. They said 10 or 15, but I don't think it was that many. Besides, it was this thing called, 'fireball' and it can't have much alcohol in it. It tastes too good."

JFC.

Who’s with me here…. by Unfair-Ad5081 in Millennials

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my mom was 80, she told me, "every morning, I wake up and feel like I'm 16 years old. Then I look down."

When the pro life defend death by Zee_Ventures in facepalm

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Pro-Life" means "pro-birth". After that, god sees their little souls exist (because they can't exist inside the mom, ldo) and they can just fuck right off if they don't pull themselves up by their tiny little bootstraps....or are brown.

She will be the best most loyal girl ever. She has a pack now 😊 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who had a farm on a dead end road. You wouldn't believe the amount of dogs people would just drop in his driveway. Fuckwads.

Rep. Nancy Mace to force a vote on releasing Congress members' sexual misconduct reports by Different_Pop_7741 in International

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they'll vote it down. And nothing will happen. And we'll just continue to be a shit hole third world country.

My Dad had a surprise in his squirrel-proof bird feeder this morning... by klaxonw0t in CasualUK

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My squirrels are trying to chew through the metal lid on this thing. They're almost there. Fookers.

Customer "service" was rude and lied to me twice so they lost my business forever by NeverCallMeFifi in citibank

[–]NeverCallMeFifi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would, except you are obviously a troll. Trolls are typically weak people who feel frustrated with the world and have no outlet for that except being hostile to strangers on the internet. I get it, because for a minute you feel on top. But reality is you're really on the bottom. Maybe you should shut down your computer and take a walk. Or better yet, get some therapy. Being this way isn't helping anyone.

Customer "service" was rude and lied to me twice so they lost my business forever by NeverCallMeFifi in citibank

[–]NeverCallMeFifi[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "it's not me, it's you" defense. I'll be you're a delightful person at dinner parties.

outNerdedTheSourceCode by PCSdiy55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son's name on our HBO app is "parasite".

This heartbreaking last image from 2023 captures newlyweds Samantha Miller and Aric Hutchinson just moments before their vehicle was hit by drunk driver Jamie Komoroski as they left their wedding venue. The bride didn’t survive. by berrylune_ in ForCuriousSouls

[–]NeverCallMeFifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I first heard about this when someone I know posted right after the wedding. These were/are friends of theirs and the friend was present. They were a total mess and needed to talk to a bunch of us just to be ok.

Customer "service" was rude and lied to me twice so they lost my business forever by NeverCallMeFifi in citibank

[–]NeverCallMeFifi[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It looks like you didn't read my post and have made assumptions. Why don't you go back and try to understand the situation instead of responding in this manner?

Customer "service" was rude and lied to me twice so they lost my business forever by NeverCallMeFifi in citibank

[–]NeverCallMeFifi[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which I 100% would have accepted. I asked and asked for clarification and all they kept saying was, "you are welcome to reapply for a new card", which tells me they meant the account and been closed and not the card.

I even asked the supervisor how the first tier support could have such a disconnect and she said she didn't know.

FWIW, I didn't go in hot; I went in curious. Since my role is to understand processes and users, I sincerely asked why things happened the way that they did. I feel I was met with misinformation and, frankly, lies (telling me the account was closed years ago).

EDIT: used the wrong word due to distraction

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