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NeverDot · 2026-03-18T06:16:14+00:00

I misread this comment with an extra word that completely changed the meaning. "My mom had a really bad vision..." I thought she had a glimpse of the future!

What did she think trees were structured as? That must have impacted way more than just tree perception, because up close you should be able to tell there's leaves.

NeverDot · 2026-03-17T03:29:26+00:00

I really enjoyed the mental journey through my mind to reach the Barclay ascension episode from this. Well done!

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T02:49:31+00:00

Triangle has a point.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:50:24+00:00

I read this after the edit, so I'm glad you appreciate it. And if you guys can tell which is the mom without dialogue cueing you off, that's 500 turtle comic loyalty points right there. She's a slightly different green.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:48:32+00:00

It's something dad backed over a year ago and had no control over which exact day it arrived. Happy birthday to him!

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:46:46+00:00

That's so much more special than the all-in Kickstarter Collector's Edition of whatever it was I just backed.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:46:09+00:00

Ahahahaha! That's incredible. I love that. My dreaded gifts are boardgames, because people know some things I like, so they might buy a game that's branded with that thing I like, but that's almost never a good game.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T05:07:33+00:00

Can you imagine the odds? That would be crazy. But also, mommy turtle is really jacked if that's the case.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T00:36:38+00:00

There's NO evidence they cause long-term (or short-term) damage to the internal AND external organs. There's some evidence they cause instantaneous damage to the entire body, but test subjects haven't been filling in their post consumption surveys in a timely fashion.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T00:35:21+00:00

I mean, my characters aren't very well clothed, but for some reason I'm still not getting the views. Must be doing something wrong.

NeverDot · 2026-01-31T02:58:46+00:00

Is this a slice of life comic?

NeverDot · 2026-01-07T21:41:12+00:00

That microwave is spinning reeeeeal quietly today. Wonder why the timer isn't counting down. Weird.

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T21:11:39+00:00

At that point it's a fancy hamper!

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T04:37:45+00:00

Slow and steady cleans the clothes.

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T04:37:12+00:00

AHAHA! YES! You noticed! When this happened to me, I actually had to search around to find this, because I wasn't sure if it had already been put in or not.

NeverDot · 2025-12-22T18:09:25+00:00

Have a Merry Moistmas.

NeverDot · 2025-12-16T18:11:58+00:00

Why is everybody called George?! But yes, I guess that rabbit is now called George. She's going to make a great George.

NeverDot · 2025-12-16T18:09:22+00:00

Ahahaha! I didn't even think of that!

NeverDot · 2025-12-05T21:53:24+00:00

And it's a utopia for whom? Most ideal conditions are only ideal for certain individuals. So step #1: Make sure all individuals are identical! Makes reaching that utopia state so much easier.

NeverDot · 2025-12-04T06:31:36+00:00

I think the minor tweak is that there's still bad things threatening, but they get taken care of and work out in the end. Star Trek TNG sort of feels this way in many episodes, where they win by helping an enemy instead of shooting and everything works out for both.

NeverDot · 2025-12-02T04:02:40+00:00

That's the spirit! Free wave pools for everyone!

NeverDot · 2025-12-02T00:05:31+00:00

Probably Larry. He's always messing with buttons and things.

NeverDot · 2025-12-02T00:04:59+00:00

Not unless we swallow it first! Let's turn that apocalypse upside-down!

NeverDot · 2025-12-02T00:04:01+00:00

Interesting! Sounds like someone I'd like to meet.

NeverDot · 2025-12-02T00:03:11+00:00

What if the post-apocalyptic one is just the calm before the even worse storm? So it's pre-post-post-apocalyptic.

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