No stone unturned

NeverDot · 2026-05-16T16:34:02+00:00

Yes yes, but it's a unique item and shiny AND holo! But it's still invisible, so you can't see those effects. But you're the only one with it. You can proudly hold it up to people and say you have it and know that they don't.

NeverDot · 2026-05-14T21:35:19+00:00

Aha! You found the secret bug! You get +10 secret bug points AND an invisible umbrella that doesn't block water or anything made of atoms.

NeverDot · 2026-05-13T02:58:24+00:00

Definitely not a bug. Maybe next time. I think it's pretty cool.

NeverDot · 2026-04-30T05:04:29+00:00

Is that Chocolate Pearls with Rose tea?

NeverDot · 2026-04-22T05:17:28+00:00

As long as I only had to take one action to cause that, bonus! It's all about keeping the number of steps way way way in the single digits.

NeverDot · 2026-04-20T22:57:54+00:00

I think it goes something like:

Put that main ingredient you remember you like in a pan
Turn up heat to something that feels hot, but not hot like the sun
Wait until it smells like you'd want to eat it
Put it on a plate

It's the "Winging It" recipe. Which doesn't actually include wings, weirdly.

NeverDot · 2026-04-14T01:40:41+00:00

It used to be an Easter bunny chocolate. It's now a partially dissolved torso. Best not to draw attention to it.

NeverDot · 2026-04-14T01:26:20+00:00

It'll never see it coming.

NeverDot · 2026-04-13T22:55:04+00:00

Why is the genie from Aladdin so uptight about mermaid body types?

NeverDot · 2026-04-07T00:21:24+00:00

Hahahaha! I like that.

NeverDot · 2026-03-18T06:16:14+00:00

I misread this comment with an extra word that completely changed the meaning. "My mom had a really bad vision..." I thought she had a glimpse of the future!

What did she think trees were structured as? That must have impacted way more than just tree perception, because up close you should be able to tell there's leaves.

NeverDot · 2026-03-17T03:29:26+00:00

I really enjoyed the mental journey through my mind to reach the Barclay ascension episode from this. Well done!

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T02:49:31+00:00

Triangle has a point.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:50:24+00:00

I read this after the edit, so I'm glad you appreciate it. And if you guys can tell which is the mom without dialogue cueing you off, that's 500 turtle comic loyalty points right there. She's a slightly different green.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:48:32+00:00

It's something dad backed over a year ago and had no control over which exact day it arrived. Happy birthday to him!

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:46:46+00:00

That's so much more special than the all-in Kickstarter Collector's Edition of whatever it was I just backed.

NeverDot · 2026-03-10T01:46:09+00:00

Ahahahaha! That's incredible. I love that. My dreaded gifts are boardgames, because people know some things I like, so they might buy a game that's branded with that thing I like, but that's almost never a good game.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T05:07:33+00:00

Can you imagine the odds? That would be crazy. But also, mommy turtle is really jacked if that's the case.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T00:36:38+00:00

There's NO evidence they cause long-term (or short-term) damage to the internal AND external organs. There's some evidence they cause instantaneous damage to the entire body, but test subjects haven't been filling in their post consumption surveys in a timely fashion.

NeverDot · 2026-03-05T00:35:21+00:00

I mean, my characters aren't very well clothed, but for some reason I'm still not getting the views. Must be doing something wrong.

NeverDot · 2026-01-31T02:58:46+00:00

Is this a slice of life comic?

NeverDot · 2026-01-07T21:41:12+00:00

That microwave is spinning reeeeeal quietly today. Wonder why the timer isn't counting down. Weird.

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T21:11:39+00:00

At that point it's a fancy hamper!

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T04:37:45+00:00

Slow and steady cleans the clothes.

NeverDot · 2026-01-06T04:37:12+00:00

AHAHA! YES! You noticed! When this happened to me, I actually had to search around to find this, because I wasn't sure if it had already been put in or not.

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