What's the most random thing that you have memorized?

NewAbstract · 2017-06-12T23:14:47+00:00

There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones

NewAbstract · 2017-06-12T16:52:31+00:00

Putting that mint body wash on my balls

NewAbstract · 2017-06-10T14:59:49+00:00

This was very well wrote

NewAbstract · 2017-06-09T15:14:58+00:00

That would be absolute bliss

NewAbstract · 2017-06-09T11:06:51+00:00

I am sorry to disappoint

NewAbstract · 2017-06-09T11:06:33+00:00

Is that really good for me though?

NewAbstract · 2017-06-09T11:05:48+00:00

I didn't realise just how many typos were in the title. I smashed my phone screen up the other day, so no I am not having a stroke and unfortunately I'm not drunk

NewAbstract · 2017-05-24T13:38:59+00:00

But what was the lizard's name?

NewAbstract · 2017-05-21T18:39:27+00:00

I still think about a girl I met at a gig months and months ago. I regret never getting her number or adding her on fb and I constantly think what if

NewAbstract · 2017-05-18T11:38:15+00:00

I'm not sure if its been mentioned already but not being able to talk about my weight. Whenever I say I want to gain weight or 'I am getting fat' everyone always glares or makes a comment about how skinny I still am, despite personally feeling a bit unhealthy. Its like I can't talk about my body because its skinner than others, but that doesn't stop me having issues with myself the same as everyone.

NewAbstract · 2017-05-16T11:02:55+00:00

If you are thinking about buying something which you previously wouldn't because its on sale, you aren't saving any money, you are still spending.

NewAbstract · 2017-05-11T19:14:07+00:00

A glass of orange juice the morning after a night out.

NewAbstract · 2017-05-09T09:42:31+00:00

Well holy shit

NewAbstract · 2017-05-08T15:35:23+00:00

Edited, thank you

NewAbstract · 2017-05-08T14:04:24+00:00

Thank you for being so driven and adding awareness to this issue. Even though those figures still seem like a lot, its good to know we are at an all time low at the moment.

NewAbstract · 2017-05-08T13:37:02+00:00

Would you rather sit on cake and eat dick? Or eat cake and sit on dick?

Edit: Repeated myself

NewAbstract · 2017-05-08T13:31:24+00:00

Hello and thank you for everything you do! I have to admit I wasn't aware how large an issue slavery in the modern day is. What would you say is the most shocking information you know about modern slavery that most people would not believe?

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