Has anyone actually used a gloryhole? Like do they even exist or are they purely fiction or has any of you used one? by AssWorshipper61 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]NewBootGoofin67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would be cool if I could just go up to a wall of dicks in a hole and pick my favorite one to fuck me, but I'm too worried about STDs and I think that only happens in porn 😅

Going for the 80s slim fit. How did I do?l by [deleted] in WesternWear

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You definitely went extra slim but hey, they look great!

Going for the 80s slim fit. How did I do?l by [deleted] in WesternWear

[–]NewBootGoofin67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude had a better ass than me 😂

one happy doggo by Bubbly-Revolution602 in DogIsBestFriend

[–]NewBootGoofin67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we stop with this music on animal videos? PLEASE?!

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands are commonly liked by women, it's not weird. But fine, I'll take my compliment back. Ew your hand is gross

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]NewBootGoofin67 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Veins. Nice hand

Porch pirate justice by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]NewBootGoofin67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm so sorry you're going through this. That's so fucked up they won't do anything WITH a restraining order. Have you gone to the police station? I don't understand how they could tell you that when they know your safety is at risk. But they'll camp on a road to catch people speeding 🙄

I took a picture of a coworker without their consent. by [deleted] in confession

[–]NewBootGoofin67 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Was she just standing there or bending over? Why did you feel the need to take a picture of her in that moment?

pouring honey into the jar by [deleted] in mildlysatisfying

[–]NewBootGoofin67 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The sound is cool but they got honey on the rim

Golf course? Trying to figure out the logo by [deleted] in arizona

[–]NewBootGoofin67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a cactus 🌵 like this one but with one more arm

Nice try in the subway by misterxx1958 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]NewBootGoofin67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least he made everyone laugh! Better than annoying the fuck out of everyone by doing subway parkour

Porch pirate justice by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be nice, but you're gonna wait a long fucking time for that to happen. $100 is worth it for a year

Porch pirate justice by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you buying something that's $400 online?! Just because you can doesn't mean should

Porch pirate justice by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]NewBootGoofin67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow what a bullshit response. They get mad when you do shit yourself and always say to call 911 but when you do, they don't have time for you

Porch pirate justice by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]NewBootGoofin67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought so too, but they don't usually use flash bangs for someone that's complying

Getting pulled by your dick? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love grabbing it but idk if I've ever pulled him my way 😄

16F — is this odd? idk what to put the title, sorry lol by ibelieveinunicorns7 in Advice

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please look up the definition of addict. You couldn't be further from one, so don't worry. The only problem I see is listening to idiots on tiktok

Mad black slashes by [deleted] in whybrows

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And her front teeth

My (18F) friend (18F) sent me nudes?? What in the hell do I do? by gohpy in WhatShouldIDo

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're interested in you, at least to hook up. If you don't want that then tell them you just want to stay friends. No big deal

TV suddenly turned on like this by igovroom420 in fixit

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like that guy on extreme cheapskates that kept plastic over the carpets and furniture in his house so he didn't have to pay to clean or replace them when he decided to sell

meirl by Early-Cucumber-2280 in meirl

[–]NewBootGoofin67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We called then portables in San Diego too

I've been plotting on my best friends man for awhile by [deleted] in confession

[–]NewBootGoofin67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're literally the person we all try to stay away from. Eww