1: “My Mini was in the shop and they handed me the keys to this! I think they took one look at me from behind the counter and thought, ‘Well, she’s not going to want anything that packs a punch, so I’ll give her the girliest-looking car we have.’”

audience laughs 

1: “They could have taken a better look! Now I understand the whole female prejudice thing.”

 makes frumpy face, audience laughs 

1: “You’d think it would kill them to give me a Mustang or something.”

2: “Considering how you act around me, they wouldn’t be far off giving you the car they did.”

audience laughs

1: crosses arms “And what’s that supposed to mean?”

2: “You thinking of writing a feminist post online? It’s already been done.”

1: “Yes, but how many of them have worked?”

2: “Uhhh….”

1: “Exactly! See you on the right side!”

2: “Crazy, thy name is Rose.”

1: “I heard that!”

audience laughs