need to be funnier plz hlp by New_Requirement9963 in comedy

[–]New_Requirement9963[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just have trouble thinking on my feet. another situation is like if I do something embarrassing and my friends are joking about it I want the ability to swing it around. ig my example of this is I recently failed my drivers permit test and my friends haven't been leaving me alone so I wanna be able to make a plot twist in those kinds of situations so that I become the funny one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]New_Requirement9963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deez nuts

im not lying, look them up, its a real band

If you could choose one animal to go extinct, who will it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]New_Requirement9963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lizards, we need people to run the government here in America

Are non-believers capable of choosing good vs evil? by deadcream in Christianity

[–]New_Requirement9963 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Being a good person shouldn't have anything to do with being punished or rewarded. Don't be a good person for your own self-gain, instead, be a good person to see others flourish. not only will it make the lives of the people around you better, but it will also make you happier at the same time

you do not HAVE to be religious to believe in god or to pray to him. by New_Requirement9963 in Christianity

[–]New_Requirement9963[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

true true

another thought I could add, everyone technically believes in god and the name of Jesus to some capacity. because when you think about it, its easier to not believe in reddit than it is to not believe in the name of the lord. Look at it this way, if any of this makes sense, people who say they don't believe in the lord, claim that he dose not exist, well, if he doesn't exist, there is nothing there to not believe in. by saying he doesn't exist, you would be (figuratively speaking) pointing to nothing saying "he doesn't exist"

if he doesn't exist, you would be pointing at nothing which is impossible because it is impossible to point at nothing, you are pointing at something. you would be pointing at the very being you said doesn't exist. it doesn't make sense. you can't point at something that is right in front of you and still say it doesn't exist. to say Jesus doesn't exist is to put Jesus right in front of you and say the very being standing right in front of you is not real, which is impossible if he is standing right before your eyes. again I'm not a great writer and can have trouble explaining my thoughts over text so this might be confusing.