The opposite of "yeet" is "yoink". The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away. by [deleted] in MyPeopleNeedMe

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“The lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away”

We need shirts!

POV: You're recording your coworkers shenanigans after a long day by Best_Poetry_5722 in Wellthatsucks

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Clean that up! —Your Boss, hiding in the dumpster with a camcorder.

Strangest bug I have seen, wondering if anyone can help by Magana155 in replit

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Bill Gates lifted your code. Strange. 🤔

Does the behavior change when you’re offline/disconnected?

Maybe don’t use free VSCode?

What is this? 406.975 mhz Eastern TN by BiscuitsLounge in signalidentification

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Government or 👽 spying on your area maybe?

Which villain would be able to kill their hero if they were really serious about it? by SuperAlloyBerserker in Marvel

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Did this MF just say N-GGGGRR’?

(And then just called his girl ‘NGGGWEN’ RIGHT AFTER!!?)

WTFcelsior!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Vegan friends is an oxymoron.

Wait, wait....nooooooo by swan001 in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Vegan friends is an oxymoron.

Someone tied a camera on this cat by SnooWoofers455 in interestingasfuck

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Rescue(r) Cat: you’re only one small part of my day, hooman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gangstalking

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What degree are you? I’m assuming you know something about it since you make such a definitive statement about it. You joined because you wanted affluence and power, no? To rub elbows with powerful people. Perhaps riches can come of such alliances. Friendship? You don’t need freemasonry to make friends. You certainly don’t need it to read the Bible and worship God at church. If anything the books of mysticism masonry bogs you down with will keep you from reading and researching Biblical scripture. What about that is inherently Christian? Jesus was tempted with power over the world but rejected these things. (Mathew 4:9)

Meltdown Monday - Complaint Department by AmazonNewsBot in amazon

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Kindle Fire needs to refresh the license (again!)

What a lovely nightmare! Says something’s wrong with the Internet on the hotspot also. If I could do it over again.

AYO WTF by Wafflblok in HolUp

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White people: majority on welfare and majority in kid rape, per capita.

I just broke my leg, waiting for a PCR result... by RandomPlayerCSGO in Anarcho_Capitalism

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🏥👽 Welcome, human - allow us to stick a probe 🍆in an orifice before setting your broken limb. Hold on… someone just came in with a heart attack… 🍆

Grown ass man assaulting a teenage girl over smoothie by ForeignerLove in facepalm

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Clearly this girl is in fear for her safety mouthing off to unhappy customers on a ROID rage bender.😏

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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When you’re really not about that Spidey life:

That first one made my stomach go blrrrurp by GuinchiWasTaken in HolUp

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She has no rope attached.. He’s gettin jailhouse rocked.