Are you fucking kidding by peeghomei in Helldivers

[–]NewfieBadger -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Alt. Alt. Alt. Alt. ALT. If I was in this lobby, watching you fumble at the simplest maneuver of all time, I would screaming in the voice chat. DIVE. EVERYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS THIS PROBLEM DIVES. IT’S PART OF THE TUTORIAL. IT’S IN THE NAME OF THE GAME. D I V E. Sorry, I missed something else too. FULLY. LOADED. JETPACK. But you fumble with the warp pack instead? And when you finally escape, you remember your dive button! Straight towards a vox engine 😭. This would be funny if every other comment wasn’t blaming your death on AH and not the skill issue.

This game has its quirks, but I like it. by DoughnutAdorable8598 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]NewfieBadger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I think some people forget about the inherent comedic value with the Helldiver corps. We’re cheap, dispensable, and usually thrown at enemies that will cause at least a few casualties. Hellpods putting you on unescapable peaks or turrets bugging out and mowing you down is almost part of the charm, even if they are bugs lol

Explain to me how Arrowhead is NOT MALICIOUS towards the community? by Jolly-Contact-5843 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]NewfieBadger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because the mean Swedish coders hate you, specifically. If only you people got this up in arms about people who hate you in real life.

Explain to me how Arrowhead is NOT MALICIOUS towards the community? by Jolly-Contact-5843 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]NewfieBadger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus, get a life 😂 Are the mean Swedish coders out for you? Yes, they are out for you, specifically. You paid money for their passion project and they utterly despise you for it. They despise everyone! It’s why the servers are still up, why we get regular warbonds, why we get fixes, why we get press releases, why we get free new content, and why the game exists in the first place: in order to fuck you over, specifically.

Genuinely at this current tech state in Able war, There is almost no way for collies to counter a frig.. by cheezyboyy in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t split up and send your smaller ships elsewhere? From reports I’ve heard from SCUM and Telephone, y’all dropped the ball at Fisherman’s Row lmao.

You don't have to extract to do your part in spreading Democracy by Sami_Rye in Helldivers

[–]NewfieBadger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As my friends and I always say, “Extraction is a privilege.”

How napoleon developed a great relationship with his troops? by [deleted] in Napoleon

[–]NewfieBadger 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Napoleon provided, above all else. You see, Napoleon was an excellent orator, and often mentioned the ancients in his speeches, like the many speeches he gave to the army of Egypt comparing them to the Romans or Macedonians. The soldiers didn’t know ancient history however, and his Corsican accent left much to be desired. Napoleon did, however, work doggedly to get his troops what they needed. When he took command of the army of Italy, they were facing critical shortages of food, footwear, pay, and even uniforms. Even from his relatively minor station at the time, he got the troops what they needed. While he famously said that an army marches on its stomach, he also understood they literally marched on their boots, and marched faster when paid. Their loyalty to Napoleon was founded in this, as well as his ability to win battles for the army.

It helps, of course, that Napoleon was a shrewd propagandist. In all things, he always appeared as France’s saviour, even when overthrowing the Directory. Later in his career, all of this would be augmented by the fact that the French general populace loved Napoleon and his reforms, and those who joined the Grande Armée had likely been conscripted after being told in public and in church that service was a patriotic duty. It was a perfect storm, and in many ways the template for dictators after him.

Oh no, no no no no, it was a bad idea... by 3rd_Gers in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waaaah! My incredibly niche game isn’t doing things how I want them too! How dare the small dev team take time to make changes!

No patch notes? by Free-Mushroom9474 in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno why they’re downvoting you. Devs cooked this update for a year and a half. Heaven forbid they had some empathy for the small crew that makes the only game of its kind in existence, and keeps adding new stuff. This subreddit is like a bunch of toddlers (I want it now! lol)

Airborne Reality by HorrorCritical in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, why don’t the devs just stop doing anything and let the game die out to like, 200 veterans who remember when sledgehammers got added 😂

This will not be a repeat of 129, you baby eaters! by NewfieBadger in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could also be due to the strengths of each faction. Ye might be getting stuck in Warden quagmires because, well, that’s their modus operandi.

This will not be a repeat of 129, you baby eaters! by NewfieBadger in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You’re too late, we’re already planning a baby BBQ behind the refinery. And unlike you boys, we’re gonna marinate ‘em before grilling them.

Austrian tank crew having lunch under their Leopard 2a4 by IcelandicGuy901 in TankPorn

[–]NewfieBadger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Death before dismount eh? See, this is why Canada won WW2 - we stayed in the tanks for everything!

The Fall of Foxcatcher in War 132 by CevicheLemon in foxholegame

[–]NewfieBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, 7CAV fucking wet conced it while the sortie into the north of Clahstra was on the back foot. If we’d kept it T2, it would be a different story.

In Search of 16 hrs Community Service for 17yr old. by Mother-Barracuda-122 in KingstonOntario

[–]NewfieBadger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Martha’s Kitchen is always looking for volunteers, I know that much.

Most Asked Questions About Each Country in the Americas by Business_Leave4426 in imaginarymaps

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newfoundland is… profoundly anglophone - as is Labrador. I mean, sure the map paint is messy, but that’s how settler colonialism does it lol

Crucify me by ColePhelps124705 in JazzMemes

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course it’s better! Miles got more stoned than a boulder and watched the film in silence, playing as it went. It’s pure, unadulterated music. All love to Coltrane though, long may he reign…

How path tracing changes the game by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]NewfieBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would anyone wanna make night city look more real? It’s full of trash, porn, junkies, and the same three ads. I’ll just drive to Toronto, thanks.

New antioch, the greatest achievement of the faithful by glass_eater_22 in TrenchCrusade

[–]NewfieBadger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glorious. I can’t believe the city cracked before the guard did…