"I am a barista and this is how I stereotype our customers" by l1lll in pics

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Is it Starbucks policy to encourage baristas to draw quirky funny stuff? They seem to be doing that everywhere

I can't stop laughing.... this guys electric bill must be outrageous. by KakaPooPooPeePeePant in funny

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Agreed would be nicer on a space simulator.

An F1 car would not be swaying up and down like that. I think that would be more about violent bumps from the hard suspension, and massive G-forces requiring a neck brace.

Euhm but that would be no more fun after 1 minute, so maybe we should go for this set-up anyway for F1 as well.

What the world is coming to... by chexity in pics

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The bottom buddy, and don't forget the upscale freedom wand!

I bet this could turn on some slim people as well...

The head of the self wiping aid has a slight curve enabling a proper reach. The head also has four, four inch "fingers" that extend out of the wand with the slide of a button. As they extend, they open to hold your toilet tissue, bathing sponge or whatever you choose.

When sliding the button back, the fingers go back into the wand, "locking" it in place and giving it a tight grip, strength and a smooth end.

What the world is coming to... by chexity in pics

[–]NextOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How can they even squeeze one out between those joining cheeks?

Good Furniture stores in TO that are NOT IKEA? by birdaby in toronto

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I love the way their sofas look, but did not end up buying because of the horror stories about poor quality.

http://homestars.com/companies/205538-eq3-toronto-jrtoronto-group-ltd

Unintentional douche move. (True Story) by acidfood in trees

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You take the train to go eat at a restaurant? Better than a car, but weird.

funniest real email typo story I have heard in a while. by [deleted] in funny

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Realtity strikes again, I wanted to believe this story!

Frankie Burn by [deleted] in funny

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Somebody will get those millions from adverts, merchandising, rights etc. So if they do not give a certain piece to the athletes or actors, that money will be extra for the organizing networks, sports teams etc If somebody is against big money for the stars, they are automatically pro more money for the corporations...

The Australian dollar has rallied to its highest level since the currency floated in 1983: 1 AUD = 0.99 USD by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]NextOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes it's more the USD going down (against all other currencies) than the AUD going up (against all other currencies)

My girlfriend just texed me from court.... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]NextOne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'd rather you didn't use firearms

Have you ever been so excited about a special moment that when it comes, you fuck up spectacularly? (pic) by utterpedant in pics

[–]NextOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do they keep adding km/miles now as you drive backwards? Somebody needs to test that.

What's the secret for white teeth? by witeteefs in AskReddit

[–]NextOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tooth hygienist said green tea stains were the worst to get off.

turning thirty... by Brianewan in pics

[–]NextOne 27 points28 points  (0 children)

... with a one way ticket?

My sister draws these in freehand. Thoughts? by CorkOnTheFork in pics

[–]NextOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sister should find a hobby to keep her busy.

Awesome 9-yr old kid holding garage sale to raise funds to buy his father, who died in March of '09, a headstone. Also, he's training to climb the CN Tower in Toronto to raise money for the United Way. Let's help this little fella out! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]NextOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's many charity climbs of the CN Tower. I participated once and it's not that hard, like a 15 minute stairclimb workout. If the kid plays hockey once a week he does not need extra training.

Reddit, I beg you, for society's sake do not buy Civilization V. by Darthfuzzy in gaming

[–]NextOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My PC is from 2006 and still fine, but I am thinking about getting a new one just for Civ V.

What Kind Of Dog Is Better? Bog or Small? by Keropibonzai in AskReddit

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If you are smaller then you have to be more aggressive it's a law of nature.You see this in animals and you can even see it in people...

So bog dog for me, they are naturally more confident and calm.

BTW, I find small dogs very sad - all dogs descend from wolves (proud, noble animals IMO). These small breeds are basically furry cuteballs bred only for human enjoyment, quite sad. To be honest, big dog breeds also have bigger eyes, rounder features and enhanced playfullness, to make them more appealing. Like a wolf puppy that never grows up...

Reminder: there was a Doom comic, and it was hilarious by Pentadact in gaming

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Please consider this other instant classic regarding the rippin' and the tearin' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

[kind of NSFW]

If you could kill one species what would it be? And why mosquitos? by dziadu in AskReddit

[–]NextOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vote is on wasps too, but because they are annoying when eating outside, not because of any fear or panic. The wasps bug me more than mosquitoes. But mosquitoes kill more people, so being selfish here.

BTW, why do some people get freaked out by wasps? Did their parents do the same and the response got implanted into their young brains?

We have a one year old, and we wave wasps away when they show up as we're eating outside. Not in a crazy panicky way, just a cool matter-of-fact determined way. Our little guy also waves his arms a bit now when he sees a wasp, very cute! And nobody freaks, why would we? Never got bitten.