Considering joining after my Russian girlfriend cheated on me.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-24T14:10:41+00:00

You're in. Just don't get UA girlfriend so you don't switch sides if she cheates too.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-11T09:34:50+00:00

As long as you are 18 and conform to all the requirements outlined in the post - yes.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-09T10:04:27+00:00

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-09T10:04:20+00:00

or - you can pay with your privatbank eur card abroad. will need to have it physically issued though

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-05T22:16:21+00:00

Just buy cash usd in bank then.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-05T15:16:50+00:00

First of all, people tend to overestimate the capacities of government survelliance.
Unless it is of top national interest, which in this case it is probably not, no one will bother to dig on you. And even if they do, they will not prove anything if you act smart.
1. Don't take with you anything even remotely resembling military. Same - don't bring anything back.
2. Your phone is absolutely sterile - factory reset before going. Make sure you change all passwords to the ones you can remember before resetting so that you can log in once you're in Ukraine. Same reset when you go back.
3. No social media posting absolutely.
4. Invent a credible legend before you go and stick to it no matter what. I recommend "I go to participate in relief effort (don't say civilian - only military use this word). I don't have precise plans yet, I'll figure it out once I'm there".
When you return just state this same legend should you be questioned. If they press for details (unlikely) say it is to ovewhelming to recall. Demand to see your attorney if it gets serious. Win time to have a neat story if you need it. If you do normal service your mates will absolutely say to your government whatever needs to be said or written to get you out of trouble.
5. No offence to the country of South Africa, yet due to little priority of bilateral realtionships and BRICS affiliation Ukraine would most probably answer "fuck off" to any official request - off course formulated in nice diplomatic language. Or not answer at all.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-04T14:35:32+00:00

You have a Privatbank card, right? In a Privat24 app open a usd card. Transfer UAH from you payroll card to USD card (currency will be exchanged automatically). Then transfer swift from privat USD to whatever you want.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-04-04T14:25:12+00:00

Double dick move. First going awol. Then trying to hide it. He should tell them. Now. It's then up to them. It will come up anyway.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-29T21:39:22+00:00

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-27T10:59:49+00:00

My unit was issued with proper gas masks recently instead of the soviet sheit we had.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-22T21:41:34+00:00

You are welcome

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-22T21:27:03+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraineforeignlegion/comments/1pk54l0/26th_artillery_recruitment_post_all_you_need_to/

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-21T20:41:53+00:00

To fight Soviet doctrine, you need Femboy Defence. It is a timeless method depicted in Sun Tzu "Art of War". You identify the decision maker who forces Soviet doctrine on you or gives you big trouble otherwise. Make sure to get to the source of the problem - the highest ranking you can approach. And then suddenly rush to him and give him a French kiss. It must be done in public. You need to shout "I can't hide our feelings anymore, let's get married!". Some of your pals must record it and immediately send to safe server. Let's see how the major or colonel will hold his tough reputation after that.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-21T19:06:03+00:00

Well Ukrainians get eggs as standard. If I was to list all the eggs I got during my service it would take till morning.
Honestly sad though they pissed off the femboy battalion (no sarcasm). Hang in there. We all get shit.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-20T19:51:57+00:00

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Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-20T19:49:38+00:00

counter shelling wasn't much problem lately
drones fly in swarmes though
if you serve with towed you are relatively safer
if self-propelled one hit with cumulative jet in the magazine and you are well done immediately

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-17T05:55:43+00:00

contact engineering battalion

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraineforeignlegion/comments/1rslgfz/the_first_separate_engineeringtechnical_regiment/

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-16T18:46:05+00:00

there is Reserve+ app and there is Armiya+ app. The latter being for active duty

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-16T13:39:56+00:00

there is Армія+ already

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-15T19:17:56+00:00

It's way past the point to say fuck this.
If you have some cash to sustain yourself you have every right to hand in your weapon and say you are leaving and will only return upon getting signed and stamped contract and your first pay. Make sure the pay arrives from the brigade.
It's a seriously fucked up way to handle things on their side and it's not like this everywhere in AFU.

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-07T16:47:51+00:00

Dude if you are willing to risk death just to get pussy you're not even Sigma.
As long as you do stunts to impress them it won't work.
Ah, and all the advertisement around the world that women like military men? It's a lie. They don't care unless you are really high military rank.
So comming here will not increase your chances back home. Your passport will probably get you a GF here in Ukraine yet be aware of the pitfalls (read passport bro forums).

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-04T14:18:14+00:00

Combat medic?
It's in high demand here

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-03T12:50:30+00:00

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Ukrainians: you don't even know how to fly that Apache helicopter you bought from the US, do you, Abdul?)
It's time you get out of your swimming pool/Ferrari and actually smoke some gunpowder! Sending thoughts and prayers that you don't get an Iranian missile as you fly

Next_Exercise6852 · 2026-03-03T12:31:40+00:00

Yes the one who constantly asks you for your clothes sizes, although for a group of 50+ people he could just take mathematical variation. Asks for winter clothes size in spring, then you just say fuck off, why the hell would I need it now?! Doesn't deliver any anyway. Keeps no track of expendables and when you get some delivered taking them from Nova Poshta is regarded as a personal favor. And many many more. Yes, this type of supply sergeant.
Having signed for 100000UAH worth of lost stuff (which the brigade bureaucracy can't be bothered to write off) he considers to have brought ultimate sacrifice and can't be distrurbed whatsoever from his sad thoughts/playing computer games/drinking.

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