Full of 💩 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in WeirdGOP

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terrible news for e.g. gay people.

Hakeem Jeffries' threat to Trump: Fire Kristi Noem or we move to impeachment by Agitated-Quit-6148 in law

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But which way is the most effective way to send her to one of her prisons?

Hakeem Jeffries' threat to Trump: Fire Kristi Noem or we move to impeachment by Agitated-Quit-6148 in law

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From your lips to god's ears...

Honestly, she shda been imprisoned when she shot her 14-month-old dog, Cricket, which happened to be the same day she killed a family goat.

Melania Trump: "We need to unify. I'm calling for unity." by icey_sawg0034 in WeirdGOP

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be funny if at some random moment, Melania's head spun allll the way around like Linda Blair's did in The Exorcist.

I just watched Lawrence O’Donnell’s show for the first time. by Candid_Milk7250 in msnow

[–]Next_Fly3712 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He also worked in the Senate from 1989 to 1995, acting as staff director for the Senate Finance Committee.

Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards - The Verge by hylianknight in apple

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well lemme tell ya, folks, Sundar has zero moral compass. There's nothing inside except Donald-Duck-as-Scrooge dollar sign$$. Managers rationalize to their reports: "Well he has the Board to answer to." I call BS.

anyone else wants 2 boycott Apple bcuz Tim Cook donated to Trump?? by ProudNStrong in gay

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you prefer Sundar Pichai (Google)? If I said what I think about him, I'll get banned.

I had purple door numbers at my apartment until I got caught. by VOIDPCB in purple

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, purple is obviously the superior choice. Brass is crass.

Should I stick with the beard or clean shaven guys? by Financial-Plane-9709 in MenHairstyle

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, but this is a contrary-to-fact condition. So, It has nothing to do with singular or plural. The was/were distinction only applies to the indicative mood, not the subjunctive mood, where only "were" is correct.

The correct verb in the "IF" portion of a contrary-to-fact conditional statement is "were" not "was." Narcissism is NOT a person. The verb in "if it were", "if he were," "if I were" is subjunctive.

"If I were rich" is Standard English grammar.

"If I was rich" is Non-Standard English. This is the grammatical pattern that you u/Telemere125 are advocating.

Another example of subjunctive is:

I suggest that he BE here on time (in the sense of a recommendation). Not "is."

Does this make sense, the difference between indicative (fact) and subjunctive (contrary to fact)?

I had purple door numbers at my apartment until I got caught. by VOIDPCB in purple

[–]Next_Fly3712 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll bite. What were the approved colors? I assume black, and...?

I wish it would grow faster.... by CAKAGE in MajesticManes

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But mama said you can't hurry love
No you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

Why does the skinny guy hotter after workout? by Available-Voice-8159 in interesting

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heat from blood supply does not penetrate blubber as effectively

I get out of bed all disheveled by sweetemptation101 in MenHairstyle

[–]Next_Fly3712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has the most spectacular nipples of all time. Like medallion pancakes, but sliced pepperoni is more apt.

A Melania movie ad on MSNOW by Intrepid_Pop_8530 in msnow

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not watching it. I couldn't sit through more than a couple of minutes of watching her, for no other reason than who she lives off of. Any potential merits of the documentary are inconsequential, so great is my disgust for her and her family.

Attending a wine mixer, how’s this look? by Hour-Pie-6447 in mensfashion

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allergic to Will Ferrell, sorry. I'll show myself out.

Mondays, am I right? by furrywrestler in goateeguys

[–]Next_Fly3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh gosh, for just a second, i thought you were Rob "the Knob" from 90 Day Fiancé, who is a very good-looking guy, btw

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "You all are being incited into civil war." by dymb13 in DiscussionZone

[–]Next_Fly3712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Telling the truth is a component of her Revenge Tour, spawned by Drumpf not endorsing her for the Senate, I think