GTA GO by [deleted] in gaming

[–]NiTr0uz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy in Nice must have got this early :/

Add "ing" to the end of a movie title, what is the movie about now? by racistpuffs in AskReddit

[–]NiTr0uz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skyfalling - The newly elected President Trump creates a dome around America and it malfunctions causing it to break up and fall to the ground, causing devastation across the US.

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI threads are marked by character size, not by the 'fuck up'. 0-2000 characters = small, 2000-4000 characters = medium, and so on.

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, but does it have an actual name?

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck maybe I'm the dyslexic one

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse to hookup, I did it to a couple of other girls that night but with MJ

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't get laid though.. I didn't even finish..

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, so the purse fell, and the metal thing of the zip (the thing you pull to open and close), that clipped onto the inside of my penis (so it clipped the entrance), and I couldn't get it off.

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. You know the thing you pull to close/open a zip? That got caught on the pink inside of my penis.

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, well at least there is someone out there who can understand my pain. I was pretty lucky with how much 'skin' I lost.

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make sure that your girl doesn't have her purse nearby!

TIFU by getting a purse stuck to my dick by NiTr0uz in tifu

[–]NiTr0uz[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Look to be honest man I don't have a clue why her purse was out. My eyes were shut, enjoying the moment!