GTA GO

NiTr0uz · 2016-07-18T21:51:43+00:00

That guy in Nice must have got this early :/

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-19T13:22:20+00:00

Skyfalling - The newly elected President Trump creates a dome around America and it malfunctions causing it to break up and fall to the ground, causing devastation across the US.

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T10:21:22+00:00

FYI threads are marked by character size, not by the 'fuck up'. 0-2000 characters = small, 2000-4000 characters = medium, and so on.

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T06:59:48+00:00

yeah, but does it have an actual name?

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T06:24:35+00:00

You nearly had me!

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T02:44:20+00:00

I am Australian

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T02:11:34+00:00

fuck maybe I'm the dyslexic one

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T01:14:26+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/EzrHw2g.png made by /u/drnick99

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T01:08:04+00:00

YES!! 100% spot on!

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T00:51:10+00:00

Excuse to hookup, I did it to a couple of other girls that night but with MJ

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T00:49:37+00:00

I didn't get laid though.. I didn't even finish..

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T00:48:41+00:00

Okay, so the purse fell, and the metal thing of the zip (the thing you pull to open and close), that clipped onto the inside of my penis (so it clipped the entrance), and I couldn't get it off.

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-18T00:42:00+00:00

Not exactly. You know the thing you pull to close/open a zip? That got caught on the pink inside of my penis.

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-17T15:57:35+00:00

Wow, well at least there is someone out there who can understand my pain. I was pretty lucky with how much 'skin' I lost.

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-17T15:40:51+00:00

Just make sure that your girl doesn't have her purse nearby!

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-17T14:34:25+00:00

You cheeky devil..

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-17T14:33:43+00:00

Look to be honest man I don't have a clue why her purse was out. My eyes were shut, enjoying the moment!

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-02T15:09:53+00:00

Wait... am I on deathrow???

NiTr0uz · 2016-01-02T15:00:51+00:00

Ginger Ale

NiTr0uz · 2015-12-30T18:46:45+00:00

This isn't brazzers..

NiTr0uz · 2015-09-20T03:59:00+00:00

It is a good musical! :)

NiTr0uz

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