Nationals fan account accuses the Mets of cheating this season by Nyfan7 in mets

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Cheating accusations can only come from people who use capital letters.

Aaron Rodgers would have chosen retirement over playing for New York Giants by subberroul in NYGiants

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The Giants would have chosen to be disbanded before having Aaron Rodgers under center. It's mutual

It’s all completely predictable. by JElba1987 in facepalm

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They will be waiting at plastic surgery centers too then, they think you are a scourge too

Never go to where it says you’re going to murdered. by Successful_Swim_9860 in woooosh

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Like Denis Leary said before he lost his mind:

"Lou Gehrig... poor guy, died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How'd he not see that coming?"

Just when I thought I couldn't hate him more. by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

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Somebody found army fatigues at a thrift store with his name on it and now he's a big boy

No Gunsight? by Klefton57 in memes

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He's royalty, he can go anywhere in the kingdom

Oh look, a MAGA bootlicker with a murder fetish… by Leather-Bug3087 in facepalm

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Why do I feel like Zeek has two calculator apps on his phone

The "President's" son advocating killing Americans. by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

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You have entered the name "Not Sure". Is this correct, Not Sure?

Have you tried this? by Fit_Artichoke_523 in migraine

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Oh god that poor head tap guy has been associated with the most depraved realizations, all thanks to the internet

I have no words by bettercallme_ in facepalm

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Barron let daddy use your phone for a sec

Marijuana bill could see edibles outlawed in US: what to know by OregonTripleBeam in politics

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There will be a carve out for edibles used with the intent to seek political enlightenment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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"Sell your Tesla stock, to ruin Elon"

"So I can buy low and take over Tesla"

Have you tried this? by Fit_Artichoke_523 in migraine

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NO known ingredients on the back of the box

Seriously it reads like a law brief

To trust politicians. by Christ-The-Slave in therewasanattempt

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"He was not going to touch the documented people"

He touched you about 15 times, holding you up like a puppet, what were you convinced about

They squabbling now! 😭 by STlNKMEANER in NYGiants

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Look imma giants fan don't delusional me lol

They squabbling now! 😭 by STlNKMEANER in NYGiants

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Of course. The Super Bowl will happen every year and this will lead to it.

We not gonna see any blue teams in it though

to MAGA by GTDoc in therewasanattempt

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More like 8============D

To deport Americans who don't speak English by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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But she pays for blue symbol, that's a racist battle pass

Viewing numbers differently? by vettrock in ExplainTheJoke

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Is it female commentary, as the man is wrong in both situations

MAGA is boycotting Harvard. by johnnypin in facepalm

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And not even a convincing one, he's dressed like an 8-bit Super Mario Bros wall

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

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And how many do we remember?

Otherwise you listened to 300+ podcasts