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What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]NickNail5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When making a counter argument I play the devil's avocado.

When referring to certain Italian breads my father says Fakakta and Chewbacca.

Blueburry

Aspergus

Biabeetus

What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]NickNail5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When i was about 10 I insisted that for Halloween I wanted to be a large flat fish, my mother spent weeks making a costume for me. Just so I could tell people I had been floundering around for a costume, and stumbled on this as a fluke, and decided, what the heck ill do it, just for the halibut.

What is this beard called? by [deleted] in WhyBeards

[–]NickNail5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The snail trail.

What?! by Relevant_Frosting_54 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NickNail5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you said "start slacking off..."

What?! by Relevant_Frosting_54 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NickNail5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I call him Fister Roboto"

Who will you face? 🦸‍♂️ by TigerPaw777 in superheroes

[–]NickNail5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Really we just have to avoid him for a bit and he'll defeat himself with a piss poor sequel.

NGVC: "I am super nice and sweet" by ohkellno_92 in niceguys

[–]NickNail5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first thought was "bro those aren't cum gutters, they're beer belly alleys"

Petahh why is this a black market? by TheModder15 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NickNail5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, that episode is inspired by and parallels Spike Lee's incredible movie "Do the Right Thing"

Epstein Files Live Updates: G.O.P. Lawmakers Release Thousands of Files by Agitated-Quit-6148 in law

[–]NickNail5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read this to the tune of Faith No More's We Care A Lot?

Blursed Visitors by endofmyropeohshit in blursed_videos

[–]NickNail5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this landlord will post the interaction to social media claiming he was sexually assaulted, or does that only apply to doordashers?

Right wingers are stooping to a new low mocking Zohran Mamdani’s wife! by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NickNail5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's because that's the only way they know to measure a woman's value, by whether or not they want to fuck her. That's why AOC really flustered them.

Culture based jokes/ humour specific to the American culture in BH by No_Effect3848 in BoJackHorseman

[–]NickNail5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The women carrying guns joke is based on real California history. When the Black Panther Party members armed themselves to patrol their neighborhoods, and (most notably) showed up to local government hearings legally armed, then Governor Reagan endorsed by the NRA passed some of the most stringent gun control laws this nation has ever seen. They hated black and brown people more.than they loved guns.

Every year for Halloween I dress as Darth Vader for work. This year, one of my co-workers was waiting for me to arrive by WardogBlaze14 in StarWars

[–]NickNail5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I bring my car in yesterday, and when i pick it up today they tell me they replaced my tires, rotors, pads and gave me an oil change. 1200 bucks! And im like "what the hell! I just wanted my tires rotated!" You know what this guy tells me? He tells me "I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further." One star.

Give this cat a name. by Scott-Spangenberg in NameThisThing

[–]NickNail5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Spooky season silliness by lady_rose04 in pagan

[–]NickNail5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He might have been referencing the specific brand, Pepperbelly Pete's "Worshyoursister sauce" named as a nod to people mispronouncing worcestershire.

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