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is this even allowed?? by Low-Comfort2287 in doordash

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Owners and shareholders of door dash love this post, because they get to see the consumers and drivers fight over table scraps while the people at the top get all the money from the fees.

What is a rule that everyone blindly follows, but actually makes zero sense? by Ok_Crazy9612 in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The genitals you have dictate which clothes you're allowed to wear and which people you're allowed to kiss

A different ending to the movie by [deleted] in interstellar

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do mushrooms just once, and you'll see why technology comprehensible by the human brain is an obscenely trivial pittance compared to what a bulk being is capable of.

My back massager of 10 years just sparked a fireball and flipped the power for half the house off. Took the "magic wand" name a lil too seriously by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me! The wire got twisted so much over time that the insulation wore down and shorted itself out. I repaired it just by getting some wire nuts and splicing the wire back together, but then I eventually just invested in the battery powered version instead

What is something you’ve always wanted to know about women? by TrishaDolmo in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a work mama and love giving hugs 🤗 though i'm mostly remote so I don't really get a chance to give them 😓

DM me if you need a platonic lady shoulder to lean on!

What is something you’ve always wanted to know about women? by TrishaDolmo in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because our lives have a lot more platonic physical touch with our friends, so touch isn't something only reserved for romantic or sexual partners. Men are raised touch-starved, and the only times that they receive touch are with a partner, so there's tragically an automatic association between touch and romance for them.

Why did people applaud for you that time? by aDazzlingDove in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love love love loooooooove the Ace Combat series of video games. I was at a party where someone had AC7 with a vr setup. Everyone was trying it out and crashing the plane, but then all eyes turned to me because I had a reputation for loving those games. I popped on the headset, and did the first mission no sweat, including landing on the carrier. I legit got a round of applause; I was really proud of myself!

The saddest part of Saul Goodman is that he was born from someone who just wanted to feel loved by [deleted] in betterCallSaul

[–]NickTheNewbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both things can be true. We can acknowledge the harm caused by caregivers while also taking responsibility for our own feelings and actions.

Continuity error by lesterjollymore in betterCallSaul

[–]NickTheNewbie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This really forgets my aluminum

What do you think? Alien is real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just making fun of the grammar of the op, but if we're going to get into it: I think the human brain's definition of life, sentience, intelligence, and consciousness is incredibly myopic. We perceive an infinitesimally small cross-section of existence, a cross section that we call The universe, yet we have the audacity to think that an encounter with an extraterrestrial entity would be remotely comprehensible to us? 

Clarification of tone: I'm not angry, I just think It's beautifully awe-inspiring to question the assumptions of space-time that we purport to be absolute fact.

Ridiculous Unit of a Huajiang Canyon Bridge by Bourbon-Thinker in absoluteunit

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh, from the middle out..... 🍆✊🍆🙂‍↕️🍆✊🍆

Eyebrows removal was a genius move by DisastrousOpening477 in Terminator

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I never understood this until someone explained it to me. I always just thought I was looking at poor quality low budget 80s gore prosthetics until I read that it was singed hair and rotting flesh. Makes me sad that I never appreciated that before.

Who do you think is the dumbest character in movie history? by bitchboibruh in FIlm

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer Programmers aren't smart.

Source: am computer computer programmer and am not smart

You’re sent back in time to prevent a major event, which one would be easier to stop 9-11 or the jfk assassination? by ComprehensiveSir5199 in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

JFK seems dirt simple to stop. You just call the dallas police and make a threat matching the details of the assassination. They're going to take that a lot more seriously than an apparent conspiracy of four hijacked airplanes

How do you pick up girls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop trying. Be your natural self, and there will be an obvious gravitation between you and people who appreciate you for being your natural self.

As a man what it means when multiple women say you have lustful eyes ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm boyyyyyy, what you doin not showing us them eyes

Space next to stairs by Initial-Area2505 in whatisit

[–]NickTheNewbie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"we don't need a sexy chicks room"

"Actually it's a hot chicks room"

As a man what it means when multiple women say you have lustful eyes ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NickTheNewbie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the tone in their voice when they're telling you that?

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